Cooking is an art you see?
Cooking pie and old mushy peas
Every time I try to bake pies
The cooker blows, it gives up and dies... and dies

Cake gotta be sliced up equally (you see the fridge light)
And serve it up with chilled Devon cream (So can I)
Can't I serve up a nice cheese soufflé? (You see the fridge light)
The customers always right every day...they pay

Sometimes I cannot clean this plate
Sometimes spaghetti has no taste
Sometimes I like to stuff my face
You can't get tape measures round my waist

Cooking is an art you see?
It has much complexity
Have you tried to peel cherries?
Cooking is an art you see?

Putting grated cheese on a quiche (you see the fridge light)
Peeling 'tatoes, heating chip grease (so am I)
Health inspector got food poisoning
No one my restaurant will eat, will eat

Sometimes I cannot clean this plate
Sometimes spaghetti has no taste
Sometimes I like to stuff my face
You can't get tape measures round my waist

Cooking is an art you see?
It has much complexity
Have you tried to peel cherries?
Cooking is an art you see?

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Lada-de-dada-de-da...
...COOK!!!!

So fry... something in the fryer. So fry those chips are fried
So fry... something in the fryer. So fry those chips are fried
So fry... something in the fryer. So fry those chips are fried
So fry... something in the fryer. So fry those chips are fried

Cooking is an art you see?
It has much complexity
Have you tried to peel cherries?
Cooking is an art you see?
...Art you see?
...Art you see?
...Art you see?
...Art you see?