Song Parodies -> "Sh*tty Flamingos"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Flamingo"

Original Performer:

"Sh*tty Flamingos"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

No offense to pink flamingo lovers! I am quite fond of them myself...

On our block ol' lady buys lots of flamingos
'Cause she loves those plastic ones
Sit there like some tacky prize

Her front yard has up to five hundred flamingos
I confess that pink's so bright
Far into space lights up the night

We swear and sigh - she blightens up the neighborhood
Yet still she buys those fake silk trees
A windmill stood near ducks of wood

Some sweet day we'll take all those sh*tty flamingos
The whole suburb will 'de-camp' see
Raise value of our property

Sh*tty flamingos, sh*tty flamingos

Her lawn's a sty - she blightens up the neighborhood
And soon this guy will make his biz
To make 'em good pink firewood

Some sweet day I'll undermine all her flamingos
I'll make 'em fly to Landfill Three
And little pink cubelets they'll be

Sha-la-la la la la la... sh*tty flamingos

(repeat and fade)

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mandamoo - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Hahaha ! Does she have pebblecrete too ? Another good one !

Wild Man - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I for one forbid them in my yard, LOL , nice work Mer & Pip

Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC's) - I looked up tacky in the dictionary and saw a pic of a lawn ornament pink flamingo. This parody was really funny.

Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) "she blightens up the neighborhood" ... ARRRHH matey! So she be a blighter, eh?

Rick D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I Share the opinions.

Agrimorfee - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Good stuff, Maynards.

Adagio - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABS) DKTOS - nice read.

Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

S-round: Great job!

Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Some funny lines.

John Jenkins - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Good parody. The pink firewood line was my fave.

neminem - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Wonderful. Also the best pacing I've seen so far in the S contest. 5'd.

Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment

ABCs...I DKTOS...=(

martha - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment

very nice idea for a parody ... very clever and really funny

The Invincible - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Way to ignore the site restrictions! This parody was extremely entertaining. I know absolutely no one who admits to owning lawn flamingos, and all is right with the world.

Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I think they flipped me the bird

Below Average Dave - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Where I live, every other yard seems to have those. . .very funny, and thank you for submitting this to badave's Pimp Your Parodies, the others will be approved one per day (except when I oversleep on Saturdays/Sundays--I try to update those days, but it's hard with my lifestyle:)) Thanks Again, 5s here.

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