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Song Parodies -> "Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

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Why's Madonna kissing Britney Spears
Onstage at the video awards?
I swear it isn't fake
I did a double take
I guess she won't be getting back with Justin Timberlake

And
Now Madonna's kissing Chris-tina
Aguilera right below the nose!
Has it been so many years
Since the girls were Mouseketeers?
And now they're just Madonna's
Ho ho ho's!
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 17

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Adagio - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Goodness! What next (don't tell me)?
Claude Prez - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff as usual. Keep that holiday spirit comin'.
Jeff Reuben - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Good stuff, was hoping it would be longer, but you'd need a longer song for that =)
lebeiw15 - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
You never fail to amaze me. I swear, every time I see a new parody of yours, righ tbefore I click on it, I say "this CAN'T be better than their last one." But somehow, it always is... I don't know how you do it!
Wild Man - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Madonna will do anything for publicity. Nice call Spaff. Ho Ho Ho!
Billy Florio - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Why does Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie do anything she does? For attention. Twitney and Xtina have learned all the wrong lessons from her. And Christina's got no excuse, because she can actually sing (sometimes). Oh yeah, I'm supposed to say how good this parody is: Very, very, very!
Spaff.com - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat & C4P & Wild & Billy & Michaelopedia. Leebie: Your comment made my day - but now I have to come up with a way not to disappoint you in the future. Yikes. Jeff: One of the dilemmas faced by parodists throughout the millennia is "How do I best parody a brief work? Do I pad it out with extra material? Or do I just keep it short and sweet? I have opted for the latter because, well, it's less work. But lest you think I'm copping out with short parodies just to bring me closer to the elusive #25, I submit this in my defense:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/starson45wannabeatles0.shtml
Mikey F - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
priceless!
FuNkY mOnKeY - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
"And now they're just Madonna's ho ho ho's!" Great stuff Spaff!!!
mandy - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was cool bacause I would alway like to have sex with another girl oh yah
Spaff.com - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Mikey & FuNkY: Belated thanks.

mandy: me too oh yah
Saider E. - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. u must have some kind of special touch to parody writing because i've been reading your stuff (the ones i know anyway) and they're extroardinary! needless to say all 5s
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Saider. I hear it was Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra doing the kissing this time around. Clearly I need to watch more TV.
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
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