You're always wrong, your breath is worse than any dog's,
Days seem so long, when they're spent with you, oh dear God...
I have to leave this place, go into permanent hiding,
Somewhere without you, where you'll never find me.

Underneath your clothes, there's a hairy body,
You have a giant nose, you have really loud snoring.
Of all the things I deserve, for getting married to you, wanker.

Because of you, I lost 20 years of my life,
Because of you, I have a million reasons to cry.
All my friends are gone, my life is completely over,
You've ruined everything, and made me a freaking mother.

Underneath your clothes, there's a hairy body,
You have a giant nose, you have really loud snoring.
Of all the things I deserve, for getting married to you, wanker. x2.

I hate you more than all that's on the planet,
moving, talking, walking, breathing,
I can't stand you, anything you do, I almost don't believe it.
I hate your voice but I hate it when you're silent,
I hate every god damned little thing.
Like a bird, stuck in a small cage,
Is how you've got me feeling.

Underneath your clothes, there's a hairy body,
You have a giant nose, you have really loud snoring.
Of all the things I deserve, for getting married to you, wanker. x2.