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Song Parodies -> "Pepper (the TFC 1.0 Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Pepper"

Original Performer:

Butthole Surfers

Parody Song Title:

"Pepper (the TFC 1.0 Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Joel Dent

The Lyrics

If you've played Team Fortress or Team fortress classic you'll get it, if not you won't.
Llama got with player, player talked in L33T he was sharing llamas outlook on the topic of the cheat
demo had a facial scar and llama was a racist they were all in love with dying they were doing it in 2fort
llama had a ping like a kid out in the rain then he lost his leg to me since I was playing with the Train they were all in love with dying they were bleeding from a fountain
of lead right from my sentry which was set up on the mountain

I don't mind the lag sometimes, the images they slow
I can see kills on my screen as my dispenser blows
Player2 and player3 they say I cheat and lie
you never know just how you look
through a newbies eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery detpack flashes
some will die from emp's left in an Engy's ashes
some will fall in love with life and lose it in the fountain
that is pouring from my sentry gun, up there on the mountain

I don't mind the lag sometimes, the images they slow
I can see kills on my screen as my dispenser blows
Player2 and player3 they say I cheat and lie
you never know just how you look
through a newbies eyes

Sniper caught a spy's knife in heavy server traffic
player died a natural death he caught a medics virus
then there was the ever-present llama player racist
they were all in love with dying they were LAN gaming in Texas
Engy caught a bullet but it only hit his leg well it should have been a better shot and got him in the head
they were all in love with dying and were drinking from a fountain
still coming out my sentry gun
set up on the mountain

I don't mind the lag sometimes, the images they slow
I can see kills on my screen as my dispenser blows
Player2 and player3 they say I cheat and lie
you never know just how you look
through a newbies eyes

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Jon "Play Guitar Hero II" S. - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude, are you trying to get the reader lost? At least if you had made a parody about a cult TV show or something, you'd have a decent-sized audience, but I can't imagine too many people knowing what the heck you're talking about here.
JS - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry. I shouldn't have used such harsh language. I still have no idea what you're talking about, but I figured I should apologize for how harsh my earlier comment was and find a nicer way to put it; I simply didn't understand it and thought others might be confused.

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