(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine
(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine
(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine
And all the nurses say I'm pretty fly for an old guy

Our nursing home has had a lot of old farts in the past
But most of them died not a lot of them last
But this old man is cool
Oh yeah he's got style
But he's got Alsheimers
Can't remember who you are

So how 'bout you? Have you seen this dude?
120 years old but he's still kickin'
At the mall, he's it all
The girls love him, the girls love him
Eats his apple sauce and vitemins
Then goes to a rave and passes out at the door
Be quiet it's his nap time yeah
Hey! Hey! Do that old guy thing

(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine
(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine
(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine
And all the nurses say I'm pretty fly (for an old guy)

He fought in World War 2 he's got a lot of stories to tell
But before he can finish he falls asleep and starts to drool
Now walking in his walker everyone starts to cheer
He's the oldest guy there and baby he's still here

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When he's break dancing now that you just can't miss
He gets too excited and in his pants he starts to piss
When he takes his medication
He gets real hip
He's your elder so don't you give him any lip

(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine
(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine
(How ya doin' grandpa?) I'm fine, I'm fine

Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco Cinco, Seis

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