Chewy and delicious, stick it on the wall
Not very nutritious, roll it in a ball
Months and months it stays there, hardens like a rock
Just be glad you didn't put it in your sock

When you smash that stuff up in your hand
It gets gooey, don't do bubblegum that way

Chewy and delicious, grape and wild cherry
Get a burst of flavor, get another piece
Blow a real big bubble, get it on your face
On your nose and lips there's gonna be a trace

When you smash that stuff up in your hand
It gets gooey, don't do bubble gum that way

Sticky and delicious, nothin more to say
Make your jaws real sore now, throw your teeth away
Blow a real big bubble, get it on your nose
Have to wash it all off with a garden hose

When you smash that stuff up in your hand
It gets gooey
Don't do bubble gum that way