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Song Parodies -> "Bushlicker"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Bushlicker"
Parody Written by:
Political Prankster
The Lyrics
Uh-huh, Now life is hell, uh-huh, uh-huh
'Cause that's the way the chads fell,
Uh-huh, Now life is hell, uh-huh, uh-huh
'Cause that's the way the chads fell, uh-huh, uh-huh
You there, whatchya licking for?
Way back, the pres began a war
Now, with each and every policy,
You agree
I hate things the way they are
Shrub at the wheel of the car
Yet you cheer, although he's oh so dumb,
For Bush's son
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
Get Ralph Nader or
Bob Graham in '04
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, oh no!
You won't question his Green stance,
His views on gay rights or France,
Or abortion, or health care, 'cause "we
need unity"
Tax cuts, you used to oppose
But your glasses have been rose
Since September of 2001
For Bush's son
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
Get Howard Dean or
Wes Clark in '04
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, oh no!
You there, whatchya licking for?
Way back, the pres began a war
Now, with each and every policy,
You agree
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
I don't even care
Get Dole if you dare
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me!
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, no . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president
Who left a dent when he was driving stocked on liquor
Oh, oh no!
'Cause that's the way the chads fell,
Uh-huh, Now life is hell, uh-huh, uh-huh
'Cause that's the way the chads fell, uh-huh, uh-huh
You there, whatchya licking for?
Way back, the pres began a war
Now, with each and every policy,
You agree
I hate things the way they are
Shrub at the wheel of the car
Yet you cheer, although he's oh so dumb,
For Bush's son
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
Get Ralph Nader or
Bob Graham in '04
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, oh no!
You won't question his Green stance,
His views on gay rights or France,
Or abortion, or health care, 'cause "we
need unity"
Tax cuts, you used to oppose
But your glasses have been rose
Since September of 2001
For Bush's son
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
Get Howard Dean or
Wes Clark in '04
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, oh no!
You there, whatchya licking for?
Way back, the pres began a war
Now, with each and every policy,
You agree
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
I don't even care
Get Dole if you dare
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me!
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, no . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president
Who left a dent when he was driving stocked on liquor
Oh, oh no!
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OK, what's up with those two 2's for Pacing? Not one syllable was off!
Those aren't twos; they're just someone's way of telling you YOU'RE NUMBER ONE! Anyway, you're right; the pacing was really good on a, um, complicated song. "You heil and you smile" was pretty good too. Overall well done; I gave you fives cause it irritates me when people vote on your beliefs.
I hate bush too! Your song gave me a good laugh!~
You got every angle covered! bush is a jerk, I also was wishing we had just ANYONE else Why the he** does care if 2 guys love each other, I don't give a cr** Abortion should be the woman's choice not the [bleep]ing government! I love France! (Never been there but the Pink Panther movies were excellent!)
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