Oh, my car spun circles
And fell into the drink.
People asked me what the matter was
As my car started to sink.
Wish I had some scissors,
A piece of rope and tape,
But deep inside my heart
I know I can't escape.
Oh Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.

Well, I drove down the dark alley,
The woods of the middle of nowhere,
But of all the places,
The old bridge got me there.
In the middle of the ocean
Is where I now must float,
Until I can get rescued
By a nearby passing boat.
Oh, Mama, could this really be the end
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.

Mona tried to tell me
To stay away from the old bridge.
She said it's old and in bad shape
Just like her current fridge.
And I said, Oh I didn't know that
But then again, there's only one in town
It probably gets used much
And probably gets worn down.
Oh Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.

Oh, if I could only
Reach the beach and rocks,
It'll be bumpy if I get there,
Also gone are my shocks.
I expected this all to happen,
When I lost control,
On a bridge right off of Main Street
That is full of holes.
Oh Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.

Now the boater came down here
And threw me his rope,
But the wind blew the boat away
With it he couldn't cope.
And me, I nearly got busted
For driving off the road
By an uncaring boat cop
Who now is among my foes.
Oh Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.

Now I look so baffled,
Guess I'm out of luck,
If only I'd been driving
One of those SUV trucks.
Or that car that drives on water,
That would have been nice
If only I'd been looking
If only I'd thought twice.
Oh Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.

Then I thought of pushing out the door
Since the car had jumped right in,
The water was coming inside
Whoa, I need some gin.
But the door wouldn't budge
From all that pressure
Oh, that Mona was right
Should've listened to her.
Oh Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.

Now people are saying, come see him
As he falls into the sea
Come and see him squirming
It's a sight to see.
And I say, Aw come on now
Why don't you try to help.
They said, We don't care about you
Why don't you help yourself.
Oh Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.

Now the stones skip across the ocean
While the neon signs buzz.
Everything else is so perfect
While anywhere else I wish I was.
And here I sit so patiently
Waiting to find out any news
That could lead to my rescue
As I finish the booze.
Oh Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside an automobile
In the deep ocean again.