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Song Parodies -> "Talking When You Pee"
Original Song Title:
"Talking In Your Sleep"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Romantics
Parody Song Title:
"Talking When You Pee"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
When you came into the stall to pee
I heard somebody talkin, near me
I knew you were in there all alone
So I figured you were talkin on your cell phone
Chorus:
You told him that you love him
You told him that you need him
While sittin there in the can
And I didn't make a peep
Then I heard your phone go beep beep
I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee
I hear some secrets that you keep
you are talking while you pee
When you flushed I couldn't hear your voice
And I never would have
If I'd had my choice
But nowhere's safe, nowhere, you bet
Your little phone went with you to the toilet
You told him that you miss him
You told him that you'll kiss him
While sittin there in the can
And I didn't make a peep
Then I heard your phone go beep beep
I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee
I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee
You were in the stall right next to me
Now nothing much about you is a mystery
Repeat Chorus
I heard somebody talkin, near me
I knew you were in there all alone
So I figured you were talkin on your cell phone
Chorus:
You told him that you love him
You told him that you need him
While sittin there in the can
And I didn't make a peep
Then I heard your phone go beep beep
I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee
I hear some secrets that you keep
you are talking while you pee
When you flushed I couldn't hear your voice
And I never would have
If I'd had my choice
But nowhere's safe, nowhere, you bet
Your little phone went with you to the toilet
You told him that you miss him
You told him that you'll kiss him
While sittin there in the can
And I didn't make a peep
Then I heard your phone go beep beep
I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee
I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee
You were in the stall right next to me
Now nothing much about you is a mystery
Repeat Chorus
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Royce, what *were* you on when you wrote this? On the other hand, don't tell me, I think I can guess ;-)
Phil--isn't truth stranger than fiction?
You bring up a good point. Funny how everyone almost everywhere has a phone pasted to the ear. Those two way radio phones are really annoying.
HAHAHAHA...good job
HAHAHAHA...good job
I agree with Billy Florio and Billy Florio.
I didn't expect a pee song from Royce. What's next, a Malcolm-style transy job? Anyway, well done; urine excellent example for us all.
LOL... I know exactly what you mean.
Claude-You won't catch me trying to "pull a Malcolm"--the sprockets in my head don't turn that way-pee's about the limit for me
Royce, I love your work ! I am still laughing!
Well done (as someone who knows a thing or two about pee songs!)
We all get a bit Malcolfied sooner or later.... good one.
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