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Song Parodies -> "Dirty old Time"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Old Town"

Original Performer:

Ewan McColl

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty old Time"

Parody Written by:

Bob Ferguson

The Lyrics

Parody of the song about Salford where the Dirty old time is all about smoking and jam sessions
Dirty Old Time(Dirty old town)

verse 1

I met my girl at the Kelvin hall,

her teeth were brown, She wore Chanel,

I kissed that girl, with the nicotine smell,

Dirty old time, dirty old time.

Verse 2

Hash clouds were drifting, across the room,

Cats were smoking at my feet,

My dreams a girl, that can roll a fag,

Dirty old time, dirty old time.

Verse 3

I heard a siren it was the cops,

Flashes of blue, like disco de ja vue,

So many girls, in that smoky room,

Dirty old time, dirty old time.

Verse 4

Im gonnae build me a giant fag,

Make it bigger than the longest tree,

Smoke it down with all my friends,

Dirty old time, dirty old time.

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