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Song Parodies -> "Rescue Me"
Original Song Title:
"Rescue Me"
Original Performer:
Fontella Bass
Parody Song Title:
"Rescue Me"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Written in 1996, targeting Newt Gingrich's assault on environmental protection
(instrumental intro)
Rescue me from
Environmental harm
Rescue me from
The right wing funny farm
'Cause they're looney
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Can't you see that they're looney... G.O.P.?
Rescue me
The G.O.P. ain't smart
Rescue me
Their Contract's gonna start
'Cause they're only
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Can't you see that they're looney... G.O.P.?
(instrumental break)
Rescue me
Come on and save this land
Rescue me
Stop Newt and take a stand
'Cause they're looney
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Newt's a baby (Newt's a baby)
He's a baby (He's a baby)
What a baby (What a baby)
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Can't you see that they're looney... G.O.P?
(fade)
Rescue me from
Environmental harm
Rescue me from
The right wing funny farm
'Cause they're looney
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Can't you see that they're looney... G.O.P.?
Rescue me
The G.O.P. ain't smart
Rescue me
Their Contract's gonna start
'Cause they're only
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Can't you see that they're looney... G.O.P.?
(instrumental break)
Rescue me
Come on and save this land
Rescue me
Stop Newt and take a stand
'Cause they're looney
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Newt's a baby (Newt's a baby)
He's a baby (He's a baby)
What a baby (What a baby)
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Can't you see that they're looney... G.O.P?
(fade)
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