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Song Parodies -> "The Real Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Anthem Part Ii"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"The Real Anthem"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

this isnt true for all america this is just about a few people
i like shows with bart and beevus
i like lying to school teachers
i need flatulence thats what i said
i am young and i act stupid

shorts that are pants im no wizz kid
egg the pope and i do not care
pound youre tooth with one more warning
i like cursing "f*** sh** wh*** thing"

i always plead to
let me do
things that most people
do not do
ill never give up
its no use
i want to jump off a plane

i like things when they burn slowly
im a pyro in this story
laws r'for fools and hey my workplace
is somewhere thats really unsafe

i really need to
go call you
and do prank phone calls
all day too
i want to live up
a good life
i think of life as a game

i rap fast it sounds like "bleemis"
i rap fast it sounds like "bleemus
i rap fast it sounds like "bleemus"
i rap fast it sounds like....

something you wont understand
ive got tattos all over my hand
and my legs and throat
stomach too
im not messed up youre just lame

also to the amiright people put this on!!!! i put stars in place of the curse words : ) also i knwo "thing" isnt a curse word but its the closest i can get to rhyme witht eh "ing" sound

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infectedlildude - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
i mean part II not Ii i let go of the shift key before pressing "I" the second time sorry

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