I'm gonna barf so you better get me to the toilet
I'm gonna whine so you better pay attention to me

Get me to the bathroom on a Saturday night
Everybody's laughin' cause I'm puking all night
Sendin' out a message to all of my friends
Take away her keys before she crashes her Benz
I am very tacky with my gold diamond rings
I'm a real lightweight if you know what I mean

I'm gonna barf so you better get me to the toilet
I'm gonna whine so you better pay attention to me

I'm laughin' and I'm dancin' and I'm feelin' no fear
I'm screaming out the window that "The Captain Was Here"
Everyone is leavin' cause I'm makin' a scene
Your friends are sick and tired of my Barbie routine
Tried to reach the doorway but I fell on my ass
Would've had another but I can't hold my glass

I'm gonna barf so you better get me to the toilet
I'm gonna whine so you better pay attention to me
Get me to the toilet

Makin' my connection as I reach the bathroom
My face is in the toilet and I don't wanna move
I'm the operator of the porcelain bus
But I can't pull the handle and I'm makin' a fuss
After I recover I call you all the time
I don't understand why you don't pick up the line

I'm gonna barf so you better get me to the toilet
I'm gonna barf so you better get me to the toilet
I'm gonna barf so you better get me to the toilet
I'm gonna barf so you better get me to the toilet
Get me to the toilet
Get me to the toilet right now
Get me to the toilet
Get me to the toilet
Get me to the toilet right now