Song Parodies -> "Paper Gowns Will Gape Where They Don't Oughter"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter"

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"Paper Gowns Will Gape Where They Don't Oughter"

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The Lyrics

aaaah! the illuminating hospital experience!

Paper gowns will gape where they don't oughter
Swirls around my thighs and leaves me bare
Makes me mad - the nurse is laughin' now
I'm 'fraid my rear's all buff - it's pasty white and shines

Feelin' like a beast that's led to slaughter
Who designed these 'peep clothes' should be 'shamed
Pins arranged would solve the problem now
Or sprayed with gluey stuff or laced up good with twine

Walkin' about - feelin' quite a draft, now
Parts stickin' out - wish I was better endowed!

If my hind's been peekin' round the seams some (round the seams some)
Mirror's tale to tell - that squealin's mine (squealin's mine)
Can't hold on, 'cus those flaps poke apart
I've now shown all my knees and what is hid behind

Walkin' about - feelin' quite a draft, now
Parts stickin' out - wish I was better endowed!

If my hind's been peekin' round the seams some (round the seams some)
Nurses have a ball all viewin' mine (viewin' mine)
Can't hold on, 'cus those flaps poke apart
Got more holes than Swiss cheese and it displays my shrine

Paper gowns will gape where they don't oughter (no supporter)
Paper gowns will gape where they don't oughter ('bits' cavorter)
Paper gowns will gape where they don't oughter (shrinks up shorter)
Paper gowns will gape where they don't oughter (they don't oughter)

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royce miller - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment

great parody, you two

lebeiw15 - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellente!

Adagio - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment

How funny! :D Good work too.

mandamoo - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Hahaha ! I'm having great visuals ! Well done !

Diva - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL, I learned the hard way, I always bring my bathrobe from home.

Billy Florio - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job!

Jonathan C. - September 21, 2003 - Report this comment

The last two check-ups had me wearing cloth gowns. And they're still short. Fortunately, the doctors and nurses are more professional than the ones in your parody. Thank God they didn't have photos other than the x-rays.

Reddyrules - September 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Like Mandamoo, I too am having visuals only mine aren't so good. Loved the parody though.....

Peregrin - September 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Muwahaha! Bad luck R-Rules! ;-)

Wild Man - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Doc's can look though peoples bodies with all types of modern devices. You'd think someone could improve on the paper attire. This was great! I think we can all relate.

Melhi - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Oops, your talent is showing, too... hmm... niiiiice! Hilarious, btw!!

Spaff.com - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice butt, Dude.

Guy DiRito - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

This is too funny. I love how you two write about stuff that everyone can relate to. Have to agree with the others, lots of mental images as I read this. All I could think of was that crack kills. 5's are my vote for this little gem.

Adagio - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

I had to add another comment. Besides the too funny image I get, Guy with 'crack kills'? heheheheheheheh

Princess of Pop - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

I am not familiar with the original, but it was fun reading! And the visuals are hilarious! :-)

Rick D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

This one cracked me up. I'm just now discovering the boy/girl debate about you two, and I find it distracting from the discussion of your considerable writing talent. Who cares? I live near San Francisco and THAT line gets blurred daily around here. I know I'm coming in here of late and trying to make a dent, but I'm more interested in your work. Which is consistently good, you two human persons.

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