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Song Parodies -> "Take Those Stone Tabs Away"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You For Loving Me"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Take Those Stone Tabs Away"

Parody Written by:

Lewd Kids on the Block

The Lyrics

I just think this deal in Alabama is stupid. America has freedom of religion, and if we forget that, it will become impossible for anyone to get a truly fair trial. This is a commentary on that. Only mine, and unlike the people in that office, I do not want to force my ideas on other people, I only share them.
I heard today, they want to keep the 10 Commandments in.
"This country here is under God, ignoring him 's a sin."
Come out here, open up your eyes.
This nation's more than Christians, dude, now don't look so surprised.

Take those stone tabs away. It's all of our land, and all of us pay.
Religion, who cares? I don't care what you say.
Take those stone tabs away. Take those stone tabs away.

America is a democracy, for every point of view.
An athiest who doesn't pray has the same rights as you.
Deal with that. The people here are free.
From Witch to Jew, the Cross to star, and everything between.

(Repeat refrain)

The freedom of religion reigns. Because America is in your veins.
Don't care what deity you're praying to. I live under red, white and blue.

Go to church, get those chapels full.
But to be fair, next to those tabs, put a statue of Beelzebul!


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