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Song Parodies -> "Cleanin' Up His Damn Floor"
Original Song Title:
"Lookin' Out My Back Door"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Cleanin' Up His Damn Floor"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Just moved here from Illinois, need a good job oh boy
So I went down to a local hotel
Boss guy says he needs me, pretty soon I'm cleanin
Doo doo doo, cleanin up his damn floor
The microwave's a monster
They were cookin lobster
Look at all the sticky pieces melted to the door
I'll be here for hours, scrubbin down the shower
Doo doo doo, cleanin up his damn floor
Cobwebs are a'hangin from the chandelier
Dishwasher is stopped up by a giant serving spoon
Doo doo doo
Don't think I'll be stayin, not with what he's paying
Doo doo doo, cleanin up his damn floor
I'd love to be out floatin in a blue lagoon
A little fantasizing might relieve me of some pain
Doo doo doo
But I'll be back here mister, with callouses and blisters
Doo doo doo, cleanin up his damn floor
It was cold in Illinois, but it's warm here, oh boy
Look at all the rich folk drinking in the outdoor bars
If that's your life, enjoy it--
I'm bleachin out your toilet
Doo doo doo, cleanin' up his damn floor
So I went down to a local hotel
Boss guy says he needs me, pretty soon I'm cleanin
Doo doo doo, cleanin up his damn floor
The microwave's a monster
They were cookin lobster
Look at all the sticky pieces melted to the door
I'll be here for hours, scrubbin down the shower
Doo doo doo, cleanin up his damn floor
Cobwebs are a'hangin from the chandelier
Dishwasher is stopped up by a giant serving spoon
Doo doo doo
Don't think I'll be stayin, not with what he's paying
Doo doo doo, cleanin up his damn floor
I'd love to be out floatin in a blue lagoon
A little fantasizing might relieve me of some pain
Doo doo doo
But I'll be back here mister, with callouses and blisters
Doo doo doo, cleanin up his damn floor
It was cold in Illinois, but it's warm here, oh boy
Look at all the rich folk drinking in the outdoor bars
If that's your life, enjoy it--
I'm bleachin out your toilet
Doo doo doo, cleanin' up his damn floor
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Good job
Good work Royce.
If that's your life, enjoy it--
I'm bleachin out your toilet
Great lines - Worth fives on their own.
I'm bleachin out your toilet
Great lines - Worth fives on their own.
Doo-lightful
Thanks for your comments, my friends--this is dedicated to people who clean for a living--a very hard job, and ask me how I know; not that I do it for a living now, but have done it in the past, just enough to know how very difficult it is.
You should make a clean sweep with this one. Funny.
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