The story's long,
He's eaten too many cakes
And maybe he doesn't care, doesn't care
No one's strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't pregnant, he's my brother

So long ago
he looked like a long, tall stick
Now he's got a gut to bare, way out there
And I hope he does not fall down on me
He ain't pregnant, he's my brother

If he's heavin' at all
There's very good reason
His heart is very stressed
And it's not very pleasin
To him or any other

It's a heavy load
Those calories will not burn
His shirt out to there, he looks
Like a pair

And the load sure does weigh him down, I know
He ain't pregnant, he's my brother

He's my brother
He ain't pregnant
He's my brother