Song Parodies -> "Botox Keeps Stallin' Out My Head"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

Original Performer:

"Botox Keeps Stallin' Out My Head"

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The Lyrics

Botox keeps stallin' out my head.
A shot right between the eyes has turned my face to lead,
Defy gravity, but,
Botox won't let my sinus drain, I'm proclaiming.

This stuff makes your face tight as a drum,
And it makes it smoother than a newborn baby's bum.
Shot me up a glob, that,
Botox keeps stallin' out my head,
It keeps stallin'.

It's just a sting,
And whoa.
These wrinkles will not beat me,
Gone completely.
It won't be long 'til shapeliness sets,
In concretely.

Botox keeps stallin' out my head.
You just can't deny a cheat that makes pigs,
Lose their spread.
Hope my face don't split, that,
Botox keeps stallin' out my head,
It keeps stallin'.
Your face will freeze,
Just like a block of hard cheese.

It won't be long it will supress all,
Nerves completly.

Botox keeps stallin' out my head.
A shot right between the eyes has turned my face to lead,
Defy gravity, but,
Botox won't let my sinus drain, I'm proclaiming.
Your face will freeze,
Just like a block of hard cheese.

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Diva - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Great song !

Adagio - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment

And you know about Botox ..how? j/k great job, Guy!

Claude Prez - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Well, it's no "Drained Wops", but it'll do (Joking; I know how you feel about that song)

Wild Man - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Very good lines Guy.

Guy DiRIto - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Claude - I'm way over that. I just didn't know Malcolm at the time and thought he was bigoted. I also didn't understand parody as I do now since I have only been at this since about mid May this year. Parody is about making fun of things and if you can't use race and ethnic stuff in a light hearted manner then it defeats the purpose of parody. I tend to stay away from stuff like this since my military training was such that it made everything of this nature taboo to me. I really like that parody now and that was part of the reason I wrote this one on that particular song.

And thanks all for your comments and votes.

Meriadoc - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Very good use of "concretely'.... :-)

Guy DiRito - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Adagio - I find that a full beard covers most of the wrinkles without any nerve damage. Just have to keep it trimmed. Much safer I think. :D And thanks all for your votes and comments.

Johnny D - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment

How do you do it, Guy, how do you do it? Magnificent, simply magnificent! Triple 5's.

Guy - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks - JD.

Know 1 can hear you dream - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment

If Botox really works concretely for months, how come Viagra still sells? ;-)

Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Restoring my previous 555 vote.

Adagio - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Restoring my 5's vote.

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