So I went out, it was a Friday night
I drank alone, it didn't feel right
so I got out my cash, and bought the bar a round
with lots of vodka shots for me

And that's about the time I fell down on my face
didn't think I'd be doing this at 38
wish I could remember the-way-home
what the hell is happening
a hot chick's asking me my name
what's my name again?
What's my name again?

Then later on, stumbling home
I called a ho from a pay phone
I said 'It that your pic?'
And she said 'yeah that's me.'
I said 'you look like a tranny!'

And that's about the time that she hung up on me
that premium phonecall cost me 12.50!
Can't believe I was rejected by a chick-with-balls
what the hell is happening
A cop is asking me my name
what's my name again?
What's my name again?

And that's about the time that he arrested me
says that I'm drunk, and disorder-ly
cuz I was driving home in re-verse gear
what the hell was I drinking?
The judge is asking me my name
what's my name again?
What's my name again?

That's about the time that the judge sentenced me
12 hours service for community
says it could be worse cuz I'm not doing time
why they take things so seriously?
I think I'm recalling my name...
What's my name again?
What's my name again?

What's my name again?