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Song Parodies -> "Ring of Sauron"

Original Song Title:

"Ring of Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Ring of Sauron"

Parody Written by:

Frodo Baggins

The Lyrics

Now this is the real Tolkien rip-off...
Might - is a burning thing
Dark Lord - made a fiery ring
bound - by power desire
bespelled into the Ring of Sauron

I got me the golden ring of Sauron
I went down, down down, to the charred land of Mordor
and it burns, burns, burns
the ring of Sauron
the ring of Sauron

The power - of the ring is sweet
but it chills - when the Nazguls greet
Sought - by the Lidless Eye
it hurts - this ring of Sauron

Dark Lord hunts the golden ring of Sauron;
I went up, up, up, to the mountain Sammath Naur
and it burns, burns, burns,
the ring of Sauron
the ring of Sauron

The Elves - and Dwarfs and Men
rejoice - it is Sauron's end
Gone - are Sauron's days
and free - are all his slaves

So Gollum got the golden ring of Sauron
and he went down, down down, in the chasm of burning fire
and it burned, burned, burned
in the Sammath Naur
in the Sammath Naur

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Now I'm the one getting (unconsciously?) copied. I wrote "The Rings Quagmire" months ago! And I stand by it!
Whiskered Rooster - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I have voted 555. I like how absolutely nothing really rhymes with 'Sauron'.
LOTR Fan - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
That didn't exactly rhyme.

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