Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

When I was 13 back in '93
My mama asked me just what I'd want to be
You could be a doctor or a financeer
I said "Those are nice, but I want to be an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

If an accident takes it's toll on you
You just come to me and I will pull you through
Get you a million if you slip and fall
It's dishonest, yeah, but after all I am an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

If you crash your car into a big oak tree
And your B.A. content is at .13
Just pick up your phone and get ahold of me
It won't be your fault, cuz you know I am an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

I'm a slimy bastard, but I'm filthy rich
Better think about that 'fore you start to bitch
I might sue your ass off and take all you own
It's a nifty perk that I get cuz I'm an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser