Song Parodies -> "Great Balls of Sewage"

Original Song Title:

"Great Balls of Fire"

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Original Performer:

"Great Balls of Sewage"

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The Lyrics

Written in 1996, targetting House Speaker Newt Gingrich and the Republican assault on the Clean Water Act and environmental protection, through their Contract "On" America, by allowing polluters to re-write the federal regulations, and by cutting the EPA's enforcement budget.

You got such nerve and you've addled your brain
Your stupid Contract is so damned insane
Your budget bill
Is meant to kill
Goodness gracious!
Great balls of sewage!

You run the House
You control the money
You became Speaker
And it ain't so funny

You've lost your mind
What do we find?
Goodness gracious!
Great balls of sewage!

This is crazy!
You're... no good!
Hold it, Gingrich!
You'd better behave like a Speaker should
You're blind... Unkind...
Your Contract proves you've lost your mind, mind, mind, mind...

Newt and his cohorts
Just all twiddle their thumbs
Polluted rivers are all filled with scum

We think that maybe
They all are crazy
Goodness gracious!
Great balls of sewage!

(piano solo)

This is crazy!
You're... no good!
Hold it, Gingrich!
You'd better behave like a Speaker should
You're blind... Unkind...
Your Contract proves you've lost your mind, mind, mind, mind...

Newt and his cohorts just all twiddle their thumbs
Polluted rivers are all filled with scum

We think that maybe
They all are crazy
Goodness gracious!
Great balls of sewage!

Author's web site version with MIDI music

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