Make way for the Prince of Darkness
Say hey! It's F***ing Ozzy

Hey! Clear the way He's the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new Guitar!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his purple shaded eyes!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Its Ozzy! Fabulous he!
Ozzy Osbourne
Genuflect, shom some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
His seems to have misplaced his charm
The come and meet his Freak show Familey

Its Ozzy!
Mighty is he!
Ozzy Osbourne
Strong as ten regular men, when pist definitely!
He faced the Piles of shits
A hundred dogs and cats in fits
Who cliamed ozzy to be a old Git
Why, Ozzy

He's got seventy-five types of k9s
Little Kittens He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
His families a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class lost in sanity

Ozzy! Un-fit is he, Ozzy Osbourne
That physique! How can I speak
He's Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your Ozfest glare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Ozzy live!

There's no question this Ozzy's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a gothic, he's a brummy, a winger!
He's about to pull my bat asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five white Skull crosses
(He's got the voodoo, let's see the Voodoo)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ozzy! Ozzy Osbourne!

Ozzy!
Amorous he! Ozzy Osbourne
Heard your Life was a Strife lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty credit cards, limos galore
With his kelly and jack
A heavy metal band and more
With his forty impurisanters, his cooks, his bakers
His sharon that warble on key
Make way for OZZY!