I don't know what you heard about me
but you can't get scotch tape outta me
the only tape with purpose is the
one and only duck T-A-P-E

you need some a rolls only a couple a dollars
go get it anywhere kentucky, or maine or nevada
mississippi, new jersey or nevada
no need for tools it'll fix anything that you wanna
a little piece man it'll solve any problem
for a holiday give a roll to you're mama
is there anything it can't fix...nope, nada
the tape is grey like the beard on osama
once I took a piece and stuck it on my head
ripped it off, pulled my hair and then I bled
I went to the hospital and the doctor said
that's just a waste of duck tape don't be stupid kid
look baby this is simple you can't see
if you're tapin' be tapin' with duck T-A-P-E

[Chorus]

I'm about the ducky you see, you wanna tape with me
better go get some of the, Duck T-A-P-E
use it to fix your TV or Cadillac, it's easy
even your chair, get duck T-A-P-E
come use the ducky with me, if you curious to see
how it feels to use, duck T-A-P-E
nothing contends you see, if you need to fix the
backseat of your V, use duck T-A-P-E
it could fix an airplane, or even a basketball
you could tape up your toaster or a bathroom stall
it comes in all colors girl, go buy em at the mall
it can even keep your pants up if they tend to fall
if you got problems it could fix them, they big or they small
that other tape you use ain't as good as it
it can't contend, don't bother, you really oughta SWITCH!

[chorus]

I told you fools before there's colors you can choose
it comes in reds, orange and some blues
my shoes gotta hole, so you know I had to use
what else but duck tape so I could tape up my shoes
got a poster to stick up, then you know you need a
big, old roll of duck tape to use a piece of
need some in every home, every person tapin' know
and they agree you always gotta keep at least a roll
makes a cool noise when you're rippin up a piece
what other tape does that when you go to adhease
you could use a strip, if you get a cut on your leg
don't have a band aid, use a piece of tape instead
so you need to fix, just start tapin it
get the duck, make it rip, liiiiiiiike ...THIS!