i never thought
the pie would go
out of my throat when i ate it whole
rode my skateboard right to the stall
and i was in there for 10 hours long
i paid my dimes
i got my cup
i filled it with mountain dew all the way up
my new nickname's buffin' john
i ate the food till it was gone

i had a lot cause i got game
all this is just an average day
now the guys will go outside
and i cant go cause i want pie
my waist is wide
i almost died
the line is over say goodbye
i couldnt wait till i got there
to get some calories here and there

i keep thinking that im a joke
another 6 pounds ill be fat as a home
hahahahaha says my friends
and now i have the weight of like 50 men
im like hippos but im tough
remember the time that i spilled the cup
of cherry coke
on the floor
i started crying i lost what i adore

i had a lot cause i got game
all this is just an average day
now the guys will go outside
and i cant go i want more pie
my waist is wide
i almost died
the line is over say goodbye
i couldnt wait till i got there
to get some calories here and there


i had a lot cause i got game
tomorrow more and more i say
look at my thighs hey theyre really wide
but that doesnt matter and i imply
ill never die im a healthy guy
a burger a day helps you survive
i couldnt wait till i got there
to scare people off cause they think im a bear