He was George Bush
He was Saddam
Can I make it any more obvious?
Saddam had some bombs
Bush had even more
What more can I say?
He wanted George
He'd never tell
Secretly George wanted Saddam as well
But all of UN
Stuck up their nose
And they had a problem with his many bombs

Chorus
He was a dictator boy
He said see ya later boy
A dictator wasn't good enough for George
He had so many bombs
But his head was up his ass
George needed to look after his own country first

Two years from now
Bush sits at home
Laura can't satisfy him, he's all alone
He turns on TV
Guess who he sees
Saddam Hussein, rockin' up ABC
He calls up Hans Blix
He already knows
Saddam has decided to give up his bombs
Bush tags along
And stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that he turned down

He was a dictator boy
He said see ya later boy
A dictator wasn't good enough for George
He had so many bombs
But his head was up his ass
George needed to look after his own country first
(repeat)

Sorry Bush but you missed out
Well tough luck, that Saddam's with Tony Blair now
They are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that he couldn't see
See the man that dictator could be
There is more than meets the eye
Tony Blair saw through all those bombs

He's Saddam
And I am George Bush
Can I make it any more obvious?
I am in love
Haven't you heard
How we carpet bomb each other's world

I met a dictator boy
I said see ya later boy
I wasn't here during that war
I was at the White House
Singing the song I wrote
About the dictator I used to know
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