Who's freakin' out always has a bad day,
Calls out in pain cause life's so unfair?
Running aground while watchin' a strip show,
Everyone loves Al Bundy.

What football star was high school all city,
Scored four touchdowns and messed up his knees?
Who drives a wreck that still has six payments?
Everyone loves Al Bundy.

Al Bundy sells shoes by size,
To fit on fat feet he tries,
He's got a shoe horn to pry.
He's loved and wowed (he's loved and wowed)
He's loved and wowed (he's loved and wowed)

And Al's married with some kids,
His life's long been on the skids.
No wonder he flips his lid.
He's broke but proud (he's broke but proud)
He's broke but proud (he's broke but proud)

------ flute ------


Who thinks the girls in 'Big 'Uns' are pretty?
Smilin' at every copy he sees.
Whose reachin' out for rapture; gets torment?
Every one loves Al Bundy.

What football star was high school all city,
Scored four touchdowns and messed up his knees?
Who drives a wreck that still has six payments?
Everyone loves Al Bundy.

(Fade)