-> "Loch Lomond Holidays"
Original Song Title:
"Loch Lomond"
Parody Song Title:
"Loch Lomond Holidays"
Parody Written by:
Bob Ferguson
The Lyrics
Loch Lomond Holidays( Loch Lomond)
Verse 1
By yon bonnie banks and yon bonnie braes,
Where the midges are bitin on Loch Lomond,
Where me and my true love were quickly chased away,
By the midges on the banks o Loch Lomond.
Chorus
Oh you can take the high road or you can take the low road,
But the midges will be there before ye,
So me and my true love will never bathe again,
On the bonne bonnie banks o loch lomond.
Verse 2
One day we were walking down a very shady glen,
On the steep, steep side o Ben Loamin,
Where in the purple hue, we were chased by a heilan coo!
An the midges were attacking in swarms
verse 3
The locals they were watching as we went for a swim,
And they laughed as the water was freezing,
But ye should have seen us swim, when we saw this mighty fin,
It was jaws in the waters o loch lomond.
Verse 4
On we did trek wi our tartan shirts and shorts,
The nettles on our legs, they were stinging,
We were humming Brig -a -doon, when the rain came pouring doon,
On the bonnie bonnie banks o Loch lomond.
Verse 5
It was time for going home, to the shops we did roam,
For some souveniers o bonnie Scotland,
We bought cans o Scottish rain and a dozen Haggis tarts,
And twenty sets of teeth off a Nessie.
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