L@L - L@L - Its caused my demise! x4
Oh No x4

Which ever profile they make us pay
Some ad pop up - in my way
my mouse is achin' - my eyes are tired
My mails bunged up - y'know my guest books fried
And then uked comes from his tomb
Links flop Pop Ups Drop Zoom Zoom Zoom

Vision of Love? Half-penny shove!
I feel imprisoned like that poor White Dove
because...(chorus)

Lycos - a site where rats fly
& as well as that
have you tried Lycos chat?
You might not arrive!

So radical? It takes the mick
He never replies - he's such a brick (polite eh?)
when uked - comes into sight
I dont know why his pen is screwed so tight

Needs energy! Talk to a sock
No way for me - its him I block!
Dont need no wings to make me fly
I just need to be free baby from loves demise
because....

Lycos - a site for Clamped Thighs
& as well as that
have you seen my mouse mat?
Its coming alive!

Lycos - a site for Damp Flies
& as well as that
have you tried Lycos chat?
You might not arrive!

L@L - L@L Its caused loves demise! x 4
Disguises maybe x 4

Lycos - a site for Square Eyes
& as well as that
have you laughed yet or spat?
Dead or Alive!?

L@L L@L Its caused my demise! x 8