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Song Parodies -> "Allah Loves Me"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Love me"

Original Performer:

Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"Allah Loves Me"

Parody Written by:

Pete-o

The Lyrics

I thought of this during middle eastern studies...
Allah loves me this i know
for the Qur'an tells me so
70 virgins are in store
if i die in a holy war

yes Allah loves me
yes Allah loves me
yes Allah loves me
the Qur'an tells me so

Strap a bomb to my chest
pray to Allah for the best
70 virgins are for me
because i killed 12 israeli

yes Allah loves me
yes Allah loves me
yes Allah loves me
the Qu'ran tells me so

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.0

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Mujahada - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Your "parody" is disgusting. Allah means God in arabic. Hence Allahleulyiah. You have blasphemed the name of God. Palestine will be retuned to the Palestinians. "Blessed are the weak, for they shall inherit the earth". Remember how the Jews (isrealis)were punished- they were slaves of egyptians; roamed the desterts for 40 years until Moses freed them. God sees what they do.How dare you write a racist song, poking fun at death, religion, and God. Learn something about Islam. The "virgin" thing is weak and is the equivalent to the caption in the bible saying to beat slaves with a rod. METAPHORS. May you repent to Allah.
E.S. Blofeld - May 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Writing parody music is an art; this is tasteless and of very poor quality.
Iqra - March 25, 2023 - Report this comment
'I killed 12 serial' that is cruel and racist. The Quran warn us if we commit suicide even suicided bombers will go to hell. Because of your wicked song, some don't like Islam. Good Muslims will never do it and even if they did something wrong, they will repent. Every time Israeli's is killed by others including the Palestinian you are happy, but whenever it's the Palestinian is killed by Israelite or others, you felt sorry them. To me, you hate Jews and wished them all of them would go to hell. I'm sorry but I won't like and vote for you. You need to change.
Phil Ossifer - March 26, 2023 - Report this comment
It was written in a geography class. Need I say more?

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