-> "Dwarven War Song"
Original Song Title:
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off The Work We Go"
Original Performer:
Parody Song Title:
"Dwarven War Song"
Parody Written by:
Frodo Baggins
The Lyrics
:,:Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It's off to war we go!
We are clad in mail, we are on our trail
it's orcs, it's orcs we're looking for...:,:
We hack hack hack hack hack hack hack in our fight the whole day through
To slay slay slay slay slay slay orcs is what we really like to do
It ain't no clacks to hear how the orc skull cracks
If you whack whack whack with a sword or an ax
On a field! On a hill! Mountain high! In a mine!
Where a million sword blades shine!
We fight fight fight fight fight fight fight from early morn till night
We kill kill kill kill kill kill kill up everything in sight
We slay up goblins by the score
A thousand Uruks, sometimes more
And we do know what we kill 'em for
We kill kill kill a-kill kill
Hi-ho, Hi-ho, Hi-ho, Hi-ho
Hi-ho
Chorus
Hi-ho, Hi-ho, It's the Khazad way of war!
(Whistle)
Hi-ho, Hi-ho, Hi-ho
(Chorus)
Hi-ho, Hi-ho
(Whistle)
Hi-ho, Hi-ho
it's home from war we go
we are full of loot from helm to boot
it's party time at home, Hi Ho!
Hi-ho, hi-ho
it's off for beer we go
fill the tankards up, raise high your cup
it's party time at home, Hi-ho!
(Chorus three times)
Hi-ho (until fade)
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