Song Parodies -> "Eat My Pies"

Original Song Title:

"Did My Time"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

KoRn

Parody Song Title:

"Eat My Pies"

Parody Written by:

Mr Greig

The Lyrics

Now I says its not nice to make fun of any people, especially fat people, but a parody song is funny... This one has hints of Weird Al thought processes in it (considering the food element), Anywho.. enjoy!!!Ps. The songs about a fat persons struggle in life....

Realized I'm not good at sport
In all games I feel like I have failed
Outward, I'm a bloated wart
People are laughing at me

Tell me, How to stop weight gain
'Cos Exercise's real pain
That's why I will never tone
My gut that's hanging from me

I'm too wide to fit in my bath
I'm too fat to get off my back
I feel my weight pulling me
I am so goddamned heavy

Sometimes I can never see
Things that are going under me
My mass's so excessive
I want it to just leave me

Tell me, How to stop weight gain
'Cos Exercise's real pain
That's why I will never tone
My gut that's hanging from me

I'm too wide to fit in my bath
I'm too fat to get off my back
I feel my weight pulling me
I am so goddamned heavy

Weighty
I feel so
Shitty
I really tried
To not eat pies
I eat my pies
I eat my pies
I eat my pies
I eat my pies

I'm too wide to fit in my bath
I'm too fat to get off my back
I feel my weight pulling me
I am so goddamned heavy

Oh Christ I feel so damned heavy
Oh Christ I feel so damned heavy

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