Case of Gas


Once I had a pain but it was just gas
Soon turned out had a fart to pass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find

much of a mess

On my behind

Once I ate a cake and it was divine
Soon found out it was mouldy inside
It looked like a good thing but I was so blind

barfed it all up

Left it behind

In between what I eat is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Food is so confusing, there's no piece of pie
That I dont like eating too
It's just so good, food tasting like you do!

Once I ate a sub and it was so bad
Soon turned out- another case of gas
Seemed like a good thing, only to find

meat gone so bad

threw it behind


sick inside

stomach's in convulsions and I twist and writhe

I'm the one who's puking please don't push me outside

I shoulda sued for pois'ning yeah

La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La La
La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La La

Yeah, getting high on food's great taste delite

Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh

Once I had a pain but it was just gas
Soon turned out to be a cramp in my ass
Seemed like a gas thing - only to find

Much of a mess

On my behind

Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh