Song Parodies -> "Can't Buy My Vote"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy My Love"

Original Performer:

"Can't Buy My Vote"

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The Lyrics

Written in 1996, about then Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich

Can't buy my vote
Everybody wants my vote
Can't buy my vote
No no no no...

The Newt promised you tax relief
'Cause it makes you feel all right
He'll make you think that he's your friend
When he tilts you to the right
I don't care too much for Gingrich
Gingrich can't buy my vote

He'll take care of his rich friends first
And he'll leave the crumbs for you
He may not have a lot to give
What he's got is not for you
I don't care too much for Gingrich
Gingrich can't buy my vote

Can't buy my vote...
Everybody wants my vote
Can't buy my vote... no, no, no, no...

(instrumental break)

Can't buy my vote...
Everybody wants my vote
Can't buy my vote... no, no, no, no...

Say you don't need no right wing nuts
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
The right wing just won't try

I don't care too much for Gingrich
Gingrich can't buy my vote

Can't buy my vote... vote...
Can't buy my vote
Everybody wants my vote
Can't buy my vote... no, no, no, no

Author's web site version with MIDI music

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