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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Hear Music"
Original Song Title:
"I Can Hear Music"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"You Can't Hear Music"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
As sung by R.I.A.A. to music downloaders:
(instrumental intro)
Now you must pay...
Our legal team will agree.
We say how it is... ho, ho!
You robbed our golden tree.
You're really bad... to download, not own.
Baby, that's why... we won't leave you alone.
You can't hear music...
You can't hear music...
Impounding our ditties, maybe
Files will disappear.
You can't hear music!
No free music!
Our loss is too much, so say we:
Don't share peer-to-peer!
Suin' you... keeps lawyers satisfied.
You must feel our pain, whoa, whoa...
We hate your stealing; don't hide.
You took for free; we're pissed and
Our copyright police will come again.
You can't hear music...
You can't hear music...
Impounding our ditties, maybe
Files will disappear.
You can't hear music!
No free music!
Our loss is too much, so say we:
Don't share peer-to-peer!
Can't hear free music all the time, yeah.
Can't hear free music, it ain't right now, baby.
Can't hear free music all the time
Can't hear free music.
Can't hear free music (baby)
Nahhhh....
Now you must pay...
Our legal team will agree.
We say how it is... ho, ho!
You robbed our golden tree.
You're really bad... to download, not own.
Baby, that's why... we won't leave you alone.
You can't hear music...
You can't hear music...
Impounding our ditties, maybe
Files will disappear.
You can't hear music!
No free music!
Our loss is too much, so say we:
Don't share peer-to-peer!
Suin' you... keeps lawyers satisfied.
You must feel our pain, whoa, whoa...
We hate your stealing; don't hide.
You took for free; we're pissed and
Our copyright police will come again.
You can't hear music...
You can't hear music...
Impounding our ditties, maybe
Files will disappear.
You can't hear music!
No free music!
Our loss is too much, so say we:
Don't share peer-to-peer!
Can't hear free music all the time, yeah.
Can't hear free music, it ain't right now, baby.
Can't hear free music all the time
Can't hear free music.
Can't hear free music (baby)
Nahhhh....
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Good parody, but although I love the Beach Boys' 1969 version, the Ronettes did it first in 1966.
And Ronnie was the J.Lo of her day. Come to think of it, Puffy is almost as fond of guns as Phil Spector is... But Ronnie didn't fool around with the Ben Affleck of her time... Richard Chamberlain?
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