'Havin Fun'


Go go go go go go go Tara -- pin the donkey
We gonna pin the tail like it's your donkey
We gonna flip Parcells right on your donkey
And you know we don't tell Jerry it's a donkey!!

You can find me havin fun
Hollywood stuffs my mind and on TV -- aint into makin up
I'm in there writing specks -- aint into writing bluffs
So come give me a pun -- if you into hearin some
You can find me havin fun
Hollywood stuffs my mind and on TV -- aint into makin up
I'm in there writing specks -- aint into writing bluffs
So come give me a pun -- if you into hearin some

Now when I write it up front I may offend or stun
When I write 20 free you can bet it's not done
You all heard I messed with Bush and told me I was too tough
When you pout like them and him you know the voting must suck
And why does Bill get all the love pow -- Monkeys up
I hear Hillary takin furniture and wipin out the White House to move to New York
Then Hilary D.'s leavin Disney for more money to sing
Been fooled a few times but I know Britneys the queen
In H-Wood the people sayin Jameson's hot
They love her, they just want to watch her pull her legs up top
And in New York, they say Britney's gone solo
When her plan is to stand and to let Christina ho-flow
I'm feelin hopeless man, I phoney all the time
Got a nil from my skill with the parodies I write
Ben's grabbin her back side, feelin J-Lo
And he wasted a ring cause she'll move on to more

You can find me havin fun
Hollywood stuffs my mind and on TV -- aint into makin up
I'm in there writing specks -- aint into writing bluffs
So come give me a pun -- if you into hearin some
You can find me havin fun
Hollywood stuffs my mind and on TV -- aint into makin up
I'm in there writing specks -- aint into writing bluffs
So come give me a pun -- if you into hearin some

Mah flow, mah show, brought me no dough
That bought me all my fantasy dreams
Mah lips, mah scars, mah fools, mah news
Look people I got free cable that I ain't paid



And you should love me -- way more than you hate me
Oh you mad? -- I thought you'd be happy I said it
There shes at by the bar drinkin to the nite life
Tara Reid, now I know why you have an image to hide
When shes drunk - if we're lockin eyes it's on
Now when she pulls off her dress I'll know if it's thong
If the jokes dont come then let someone else learn
If you talkin bout my talent phoney, I aint concerned
I'll say what you're all afraid to say- go Britney lick your lips up
And if Timberlake's gonna play then let her french Madonna some
Or we can just go watch someone on Howard Stern
Come on, you know where I'll be

You can find me havin fun
Hollywood stuffs my mind and on TV -- aint into makin up
I'm in there writing specks -- aint into writing bluffs
So come give me a pun -- if you into hearin some
You can find me havin fun
Hollywood stuffs my mind and on TV -- aint into makin up
I'm in there writing specks -- aint into writing bluffs
So come give me a pun -- if you into hearin some



'Dont be actin like you dont know what I'm talkin about either, you be watchin Britney Spears ALL THE TIME and you know it......Monkey Spankin Time....'

Copyright © August, 2003. All rights reserved. Written by JCook.