Song Parodies -> Latest Entries -> Month -> June 2003

These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.

Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
June 2, 2003
"(I Will Walk ) 500 Miles"	The Proclaimers	"(I Will Write) 500 Songs"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"8 Days A Week"	The Beatles	"18 Days A Week"	"Hannah the Hamster"
"A Taste Of Honey"	The Beatles	"a Waste Of Money"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"All Along the Watchtower"	Jimi Hendrix	"All Inside the 'Fridgerator"	"Syncronos"
"All Star"	Smash Mouth	"Kill Saddam"	"Devin Manis"
"Along Comes Mary"	The Association	"Along Comes Merry"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Another Brick In The Wall Part 1-2/happiest Days Of Our Lives"	Pink Floyd	"A Dirty Damned Bathroom Stall"	"Michael Florio"
"Anyroad"	George Harrison	"Tinkering"	"John Barnett"
"Baby"	Ashanti	"Gravy"	"Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters"
"Baker Street"	Gerry Rafferty	"Bakery"	"lebeiW15"
"Bang Go The Bells"	Babylon A.D.	"By God, You Smell"	"Mark Rakes"
"Before The Next Teardrop Falls"	Freddy Fender	"Before The Next Despot Falls"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bouncing Off the Walls"	Sugarcult	"Been Hit in the Balls"	"Shaun Chinen"
"Cinnamon"	Derek	"Sildenafil"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cocaine"	Eric Clapton	"Flonase"	"Michael Florio"
"Dear Lord and Father of Mankind"	Traditional	"Dear Lord and Father of Mankind"	"Phil Alexander"
"Disco Duck"	Rick Dees	"Frisco Sucks"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Give Up On Us Baby"	David Soul	"Don't Throw Up On Me Baby"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"	Elton John	"Don't Let That Car Run Over Me"	"Double E"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"	The Police	"Can't Stand This Hosiery"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Emotion"	Samantha Sang	"Your Motion"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Freak On A Leash"	Korn	"Freak With A Screech"	"Josh Bain"
"Get The Party Started"	Pink	"Joey Theme"	"Joey"
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"	Elton John	"Get the Heck Off the Road"	"lebeiW15"
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"	Elmo and Patsy	"Gandalf Got Run Over by a Balrog"	"Glenn Worthman"
"Help Me Make It Through The Night"	Freddy Fender	"Can You Make It Good And Tight?"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Here To Stay"	Korn	"In Dismay"	"Josh Bain"
"I Can't Help Myself"	The Four Tops	"I Just Help Myself"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Your Captain"	Grand Funk Railroad	"I'm Your Crap Tin"	"Yoidy"
"If You Leave"	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark	"If I Fart"	"Shaun Chinen"
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"	Iron Butterfly	"In-a-minda-Guy-DiRito"	"Guy DiRito"
"Into The Night"	Benny Mardones	"Leads To The Right"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Its Still Rock And Roll To Me"	Billy Joel	"Theyre Still Sloppy Joe's To Me"	"Michael Florio"
"Jailhouse Rock"	Elvis Presley	"White House Rock ( The Three-qual)"	"Ghetto John, Michael Florio , & Billy Florio"
"Jump Around"	House Of Pain	"Humpty Dumpty"	"Tone-Def"
"Kim"	Eminem	"Vitz"	"J.Marie"
"Living On My Own"	Freddie Mercury	"Winning With A Cheat"	"The Anti-Corporate Outlaw"
"Minority"	Green Day	"Deformity"	"EmBeR(2centsshortofa$)"
"My Green Tambourine"	The Lemon Pipers	"I Speak Mandarin"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"My Name is"	Eminem	"(My Name is) Homer J. Simpson"	"Nick Caldarelli"
"Never My Love"	The Association	"Never My Royce"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"On An Island In the Sun"	Weezer	"Being Whipped Is So Much Fun"	"Ghetto John & Stratus Steve"
"Paperback Writer"	The Beatles	"Faker Jet Fighter"	"William Tong"
"Paperback Writer"	Lennon & McCartney	"Parity Error"	"Guy DiRito"
"Picture"	Kid Rock feat. Sheryl Crow	"Pitcher"	"White Thugs"
"Pimp Juice"	Nelly	"Wimp Juice"	"White Thugs"
"Pop"	N'SYNC	"Dirty Rice"	"The Dixie Squirrels"
"Proud Mary"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Crown Faerie"	"Guy DiRito"
"Queen of Hearts"	Juice Newton	"Flushin' Out the Queen of Hearts"	"Spaff.com"
"Revolution"	The Beatles	"PS2 Junkie"	"Steve Loyd"
"Rollin'"	Limp Bizkit	"Pozin'"	"S.T.G. and Ghetto John"
"Rose Petals, Incense And A Kitten"	The Association	"Leather Pants, Lubricant, And A Mitten"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Round And Round"	Ratt	"Round And Round"	"Mark Rakes"
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"	Gene Autry	"Rudolph the Dread Mad Bomber"	"Guy DiRito"
"Run Through The Jungle"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Law Of The Jungle"	"William Tong"
"SPAM"	Weird Al Yankovic	"Reading the Mail"	"Todd Sellers"
"Shalala Lala"	Vengaboys	"Hole In My Roll"	"Luzette (+Greer and Caris for the first verse)"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Sk8rit"	"Blannkk & Toad"
"Sledgehammer"	Peter Gabriel	"Fear Factor"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitaire"	Neil Sedaka	"Mullet Hair"	"Wdh"
"Stand"	REM	"Crap (Ode to the Garage Sale)"	"Mike Armstrong"
"Still Waiting"	Sum 41	"N@rly Gh3tt0 D*de W!/th $k@te80ard5"	"BiGdUdE111"
"Superman (It's Not Easy)"	Five for Fighting	"Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)"	"Spaff.com"
"The Dope Show"	Marilyn Manson	"They�re On Sale Now, In My Pet Shop"	"Snaggletoth"
"The Most Beautiful Girl"	Charlie Rich	"The Most Hated Man Now In The World"	"William Tong"
"The Remedy"	Jason Mraz	"I've Gots Reality"	"Spaff.com"
"The Show Must Go On"	Queen	"We've Done it Once"	"Jim A"
"The Zephyr Song"	Red Hot Chili Peppers	"The Louie Anderson Song"	"Josh Bain"
"Walking on the Moon"	The Police	"An Annoying Tune"	"lebeiW15"
"We're Not Gonna Take It"	Twisted Sister	"I'm Not Gonna Make It"	"Floyd's Garage"
"You Can't Do That"	The Beatles	"I Said Who 'dat?"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Your Mother Should Know"	The Beatles	"Your Mother Should Go"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Your Song"	Elton John	"Your Bong"	"Michael Florio"
June 3, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All Dead, All Dead"	Queen	"Ode To Math Finals"	"Rock Princess"
"Baby I'm A Want You"	Bread	"Baby I'm A Walnut"	"Royce Miller"
"Billy Don't Be a Hero"	Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods	"Billy Please Be Our Toy Boy"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Fridge Odour Troubled Walter"	"Phil Alexander"
"Eighteen"	Alice Cooper	"Eighty"	"Floyd's Garage"
"Favorite Things"	Julie Andrews	"Favorite Things"	"Whomprat"
"Free Bird"	Lynyrd Skynyrd	"Cheese Mold"	"Ben Jaffe"
"Girls, Girls, Girls"	M�tley Cr�e	"Girls Gone Wild"	"David Pratter"
"Has Anybody Seen My Gal?"	Billy May	"Has Anybody Seen My Mal?"	"Royce Miller"
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Pinky and the Brain"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Higher Ground"	The Red Hot Chili Peppers	"Anatomy Of Steve-O The Cat Part 1"	"Jane & Jonass"
"Lola"	The Kinks	"Goalie"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Melt With You"	Modern English	"Belt You Two"	"Claude Prez"
"Mr. Ed Theme Song"	Mr. Ed, The Talking Horse	"I Sound Like Mr. Ed"	"Royce Miller"
"My Favorite Things"	Julie Andrews	"The ICP Song"	"Sugar Bear's Baby"
"Peaches"	Presidents of the United States of America	"(im)peachment"	"Jim A"
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"	The Offspring	"Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)"	"Deuce"
"Proud Mary (Rollin' on down the river)"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Mary Jane (Rollin' another reefer)"	"Phil Alexander"
"Reelin In The Years"	Steely Dan	"Feelin It For Years"	"Queen Royce and King Malcolm"
"Roll to Me"	Del Amitri	"KFC"	"lebeiW15"
"Scarborough Fair"	Simon & Garfunkel	"Scar Jayson Blair"	"John Jenkins"
"Secret Agent Man"	Johnny Rivers	"He Needs An Agent, Man"	"Royce Miller"
"Should I Stay or Should I Go?"	The Clash	"Should I Stop or Should I Go?"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Sometimes When We Touch"	Rod Stewart	"Sometimes When We Bomb"	"Devin Manis"
"Song of the South"	Alabama	"Gum in my Mouth"	"Whomprat"
"Stairway To Heaven"	Led Zepplin	"Highway in Jersey"	"Ben Jaffe"
"Stronger"	Britney Spears	"Star Wars"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Sweet Home Alabama"	Lynyrd Skynyrd	"Sweet Home Fried Potatoes"	"Ben Jaffe"
"The Taste Of Ink"	The Used	"The Taste Of Lotus ( Anatomy Of Lotus the Cat Part 2)"	"Jane & Jonass"
"Thriller"	Michael Jackson	"Hitler"	"Freedom Rock"
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name"	Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo	"The Dennis Hastert Blues"	"Kenton Ngo"
"White Rabbit"	Jefferson Airplane	"Go Ask Billy"	"Merry & Pippin"
"You're Only Lonely"	JD Souther	"When You're Only Homies"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"	The Beatles	"Rove, You've Got To Hide Your Shrub Away"	"William Tong"
June 4, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"25 or 6 to 4"	Chicago	"Plenty Wives To Fix The Bore"	"Guy DiRito"
"America"	Simon & Garfunkel	"Afghanistan"	"Ben Jaffe"
"Come A Little Bit Closer"	Jay And The Americans	"I'm A Little Bit Grosser"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Deuce"	KISS	"Bruce"	"Floyd's Garage"
"Hold Your Head Up"	Argent	"Blow Yourself Up"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Hot Rod Lincoln"	Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen	"Red Hot Mainframe"	"Guy DiRIto"
"Hot in Herre"	Nelly	"Snot in Here"	"Wdh"
"Hotel California"	Eagles	"Motel I Dont Know Her"	"Michael Florio"
"I Write The Songs"	Barry Manilow	"I Widen Thongs"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Midnight Blue"	Melissa Manchester	"Breakfast"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Mobscene"	Marilyn Manson	"Slobscene"	"S.T.G."
"My Name Is..."	Eminem	"Moi Nom Est Homer"	"Billymurphy222"
"No Letting Go"	Wayne Wonder	"No Wetting Those (New Underpants)"	"Tone-Def"
"No Scrubs"	TLC	"No Bums"	"Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters"
"Pyramid Song"	Radiohead	"Trainspotter/Terrorist Song"	"Jim A"
"Still in Saigon"	Charlie Daniels	"Still in Baghdad"	"Devin Manis"
"That's What The Man Said"	Paul McCartney	"That's What Some Fans Said"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Windmills Of Your Mind"	Dusty Springfield	"The Windshield Of My Mind"	"Royce Miller"
"Thriller"	Michael Jackson	"Simon Cowell"	"S.T.G."
"Time Passages"	Al Stewart	"Slime Passages"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Toys R Us Kid"	Toys R Us	"Terrorist's Kid"	"Admiral Memo"
"Year Of The Cat"	Al Stewart	"The Year I Was Fat"	"Malcolm Higgins"
June 5, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(Stop Children) What's That Sound?"	Buffalo Springfield	"(I Stopped Hearing) Whats That Sound?"	"Ben Jaffe"
"21st Century Schizoid Man"	King Crimson	"21st Century Rightwing Man"	"Adam Bernstein"
"After The Lovin"	Engelbery Humperdink	"Insider Trading"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"	Eric Idle (Monty Python's Life of Brian)	"Always Lick on the White Side of the Stamp"	"Phil Alexander"
"Baby I Need Your Lovin"	The Four Tops	"Merry, I Need Your Lovin"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Go Knockin' on My Door"	Britney Spears	"Where No Man Has Gone Before"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"	Crystal Gayle	"Got One Brown Eye and One Blue"	"Royce Miller"
"Fat Lip"	Sum 41	"It's a SPORK"	"bubblegum_superstar"
"FireWaterBurn"	Bloodhound Gang	"IraqArabsBurn"	"Teckhardt"
"Hotel California"	Eagles	"Hazzard County Georgia"	"Ol' John Brown"
"House of the Rising Sun"	The Animals	"House with the Rising Damp"	"Phil Alexander"
"I Can't Help Falling In Love With You"	Elvis Presley	"I Can't Help Feeling The Left Is Through"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Love Rocky Road"	Weird Al	"I Love Red Roses"	"Zak Randall"
"I'll Never Fall in Love Again"	Dionne Warwick	"I'll Never Step in Love Again"	"Royce Miller"
"Kiss The Rain"	Billy Myers	"History"	"Rock Princess"
"Lick It Up"	Kiss	"Mix It Up"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Livin La Vida Loca"	Ricky Martin	"Singin La Karaoke"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Living On A Prayer"	Bon Jovi	"Losing All My Hair"	"Michael Florio"
"Living for the City"	Stevie Wonder	"Martha Stewart Living, What a Pity"	"Guy DiRito"
"Martha My Dear"	The Beatles	"Martha, My Dear"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"	The Beatles	"Martha's Silver Platter"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Once I Had a True Love"	Various Artists	"Meiling's Lost Love"	"Seth Weiner"
"Only Time"	Enya	"It's your Dime"	"Guy DiRito"
"Saturday Night"	The Bay City Rollers	"Billy Florio"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"St Stephen"	Grateful Dead	"St Simian"	"Yoidy"
"Viva Las Vegas"	Elvis Presley	"People Love Bagels"	"Polka Person"
"Where You Are"	The Jackson 5	"I Wanna Know Where They 've Bin"	"Fitu Petaia"
"You Drive Me Crazy"	Britney Spears	"I'm So Damn Lazy"	"Chris Bodily TM"
June 6, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Brady Bunch"	Theme Song	"A Shady Bunch"	"Guy DiRito"
"Da Doo Ron Ron"	The Crystals	"Phil Spector's Blues"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Disease"	Matchbox 20	"Receipt"	"Michael Florio"
"Every Breath You Take"	The Police	"Every Bath You Take"	"M. Hale"
"Girls and Boys"	Good Charlotte	"Rings and Wraiths"	"Lisa Gee"
"Gloria"	Them	"F-L-O-R-I-O"	"Bob Gomez"
"House of the Rising Sun"	The Animals	"House Where Big Brother's On"	"Jim A"
"If Loving You Is Wrong"	Luther Ingram	"We're Lovin' You, Bill Tong (We Don't Wanna Lean Right)"	"Bob Gomez"
"In the Navy"	Village People	"In the Kitchen"	"Paul Reid"
"Jeremy"	Pearl Jam	"Elmer"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Land Down Under"	Men at Work	"Town Down Under (Bikini Bottom)"	"Stockton"
"Life In The Fast Lane"	Eagles	"Life In The Rest Home"	"Claude Prez"
"Lookin' Out My Back Door"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Runnin' Out My Back Door"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Lost In Love"	Air Supply	"Flossed My Bum"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Magneto And Titanium Man"	Paul McCartney	"I Need All Those Geraniums, Man"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Pepper"	Butthole Surfers	"Evil Dead (Pt.1)"	"Josh Bain"
"Seasons"	Good Charlotte	"Reasons"	"Alexandra Sikes"
"Shiny Happy People"	R.E.M.	"Dining, Happy People"	"Polka Person"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Punk Rawk Grrl"	"Lisa Gee"
"Sk8r Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"TrasXual Boi"	"G-Funk and Jade"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"	Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)	"Merry Poppystan (Execute Osama)"	"Spaff.com"
"The City of New Orleans"	Steve Goodman	"The City of New Orleans"	"Phil Alexander"
"Venus And Mars"	Paul Mccartney	"West Nile And Sars"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"You Can Leave Your Hat On"	Randy Newman	"You Can Leave Your Mask On"	"Bob Gomez"
"You Should Be Dancing"	Bee Gees	"You Should Be Kicking"	"Fitu Petaia"
June 7, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"21st Century Schizoid Man"	King Crimson	"41 year old Ast'roids Man"	"Billy Florio"
"21st century Schizoid man"	King Crimson	"45 year old Britney Fan"	"Billy Florio"
"39"	Queen	"Greedy Swine"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"American Pie"	Don McLean	"Jed Clampett It's Time"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Amish Paradise"	Weird Al	"Poormans Paradise"	"Zak Randall"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Dialated: Uncut Version"	"S.T.G."
"Devil in Dusguise"	Elvis Presley	"Chicken in Dusguise and Rooster in Dusguise"	"Weird Eth Mak"
"Everybody Plays The Fool"	The Main Ingredient	"Everybody Plays With Food"	"Bob Gomez"
"Hello"	Lionel Richie	"Cell Phone Song"	"Royce MIller"
"I Want It That Way"	Backstreet Boys	"I Hate My Gateway"	"BarbieBimbo"
"If This Is It"	Huey Lewis and the News	"Who Ate The Chips?"	"lebeiW15"
"In My Car"	Gary Numan	"In Iraq"	"Ham n' Eggs"
"In the Year 2525"	Zager & Evans	"In the Year 2525"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Jeopardy"	The Greg Kihn Band	"I Won the Lottery"	"lebeiW15"
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"	Jennifer Lopez	"Love, Don't Constipate"	"BarbieBimbo"
"Objection (Tango)"	Shakira	"Constipation"	"BarbieBimbo"
"Poor Little Fool"	Ricky Nelson	"Four Little Rules"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Release Me"	Englebert Humperdink	"Unblock It"	"LucidLupin LeeBee"
"Respect"	Aretha Franklin	"Deflect"	"Guy DiRito"
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant"	Billy Joel	"Scenes From A John Hughes Movie"	"lebeiW15"
"Some Day Ill Be Saturday Night"	Bon Jovi	"Some Day Ill Have Something To Write"	"Michael Florio"
"Stand"	R.E.M.	"Cram (For Your Tests)"	"lebeiW15"
"Superman's Dead"	Our Lady Peace	"Meta Knight's Dead"	"Andrea Huckstep"
"These Are The Days Of Our Lives"	Queen	"These Are The Ways Of Our Wives"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"We Didn't Start The Fire"	Billy Joel	"I Really Dont Like Bio(Classroom Opera Number 6)"	"Michael Florio"
June 9, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All Out of Love"	Air Supply	"All Out of Beer"	"Mike Snyder"
"America"	Neil Diamond	"A Dunce Now Rules America"	"William Tong"
"Birthday"	The Beatles	"Ritz Bits Crackers From Nabisco"	"Michael Hack"
"Blue Eyes"	Elton John	"Huge Thighs"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Careless Whisper"	George Michael	"Careleth Lithper"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cat's In The Cradle"	Harry Chapin	"Catsh In The Cradle ( Ash Shung By Sean Connery)"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cecilia"	Simon and Garfunkel	"We'll Kill Ya"	"Guy DiRito"
"Cherish"	Kool And The Gang	"Fetish"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Clocks"	Coldplay	"Dude, Where's my Car?"	"Stockton"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Bully Anthem"	"Luzette (w Ali, Chol & G)"
"Cotton-Eye Joe"	Rednex	"Potty-Eye Joe"	"Michael Hack"
"Dance To The Music"	Sly & The Family Stone	"Dunce Who's Abusive"	"William Tong"
"Ding Dong Dell"	Traditional	"Jingle Bells"	"Michael Hack"
"Down by the Schoolyard "	Paul Simon	"Down by the Fuelyard"	"Guy DiRito"
"Downeaster Alexa"	Billy Joel	"Taxpayer Agenda"	"Michael Florio"
"Fight Fire With Fire"	Kansas	"Fight Fire With Water (The Fireman's Song)"	"Bubba"
"Getaway"	Earth Wind and Fire	"Let's Getaway"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"	Elmo and Patsy	"Laci Got Run Over By A Reindeer"	"Kelly Blythe"
"Henry the Eighth"	Herman's Hermits	"Hillary the Great"	"Guy DiRito"
"Hot Blooded"	Foreigner	"Flat-Butted"	"Charlene Lipkus"
"Hotel California"	The Eagles	"Hotel Jelly Donut"	"Tone-Def"
"I Shot the Sheriff "	Eric Clapton	"I Paid the Tariff"	"Guy DiRito"
"I'm Going Slightly Mad"	Queen	"I'm Going Slightly Mad (And School's To Blame)"	"Rock Princess"
"If You Could Read My Mind"	Gordon Lightfoot	"Princess Ajana Sent Me an Email"	"Adam Bernstein"
"In-a-gadda-da-vida"	Iron Butterfly	"Ain't-ya-got-a-lot-of-Velveeta?"	"Ol' John Brown"
"It's All I Can Do"	The Cars	"It's All They Can Spew"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Just The Way You Are"	Billy Joel	"(I Love Your ) Bust The Way You Are"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Midnight Blue"	Melissa Manchester	"Frozen Stew"	"King Malcolm And Queen Royce"
"Misunderstood"	Bon Jovi	"Missed Matrix Two"	"Jeremy Otto"
"Objection"	Shakira	"Corrections"	"Jim A"
"Rockin' In The Free World"	Neil Young	"Roger Clemens' Lament"	"The Great Karlando"
"Rollin'"	Limp Bizkit	"Rollin' (News)"	"Jim A"
"Runnin' Down a Dream"	Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers	"Skidin' Down the Street"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Say Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose?"	Dawn	"Say Has Anybody Seen My Fishnet Pantyhose?"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Scar Tissue"	Red Hot Chili Peppers	"The Misheard Lyric Song"	"Anonymous"
"Seasons In The Sun"	Terry Jacks	"Reasons To Be Glum"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Shes Always A Woman"	Billy Joel	"Always A Sermon"	"Michael Florio"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Nirvana	"Wear A Shaved Parrot"	"AorE"
"Southern Man"	Neil Young	"Northern Man"	"MuDdLe"
"Sultans of Swing"	Dire Straits	"Just Startin' to Sting"	"Guy DiRito"
"The Curly Shuffle"	Jump 'N' The Saddle Band	"The World's In Trouble"	"William Tong"
"The Last Song"	Edward Bear	"The Last Thong"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Longest Time"	Billy Joel	"The Longest Amusement Park Line"	"lebeiW15"
"Turn! Turn! Turn!"	The Byrds	"Burn! Burn! Burn!"	"William Tong"
"Twilight Zone"	Golden Earing	"Twilight Zone: Burgess Meredith Edition"	"Ol' John Brown"
"U Make Me Wanna"	Blue	"U Make Me Wanna (barf)"	"K*"
"Uptown Girl"	Billy Joel	"Tilt-a-Whirl"	"lebeiW15"
"W-O-L-D"	Harry Chapin	"W-F-A-N"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Waterloo"	ABBA	"Water Poo(The Diarrhea Song)"	"wdh"
"We Will Rock You"	Queen	"Rock You, Sock You, Pick You Up & Drop You!"	"Michael Hack"
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name (Cheers' Theme)"	Gary Portnoy	"Where Everything Has Stayed The Same (Ferns' Theme)"	"Michael Hack"
"Who Are You"	The Who	"Who Are You?"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Without You"	Harry Nilsson	"Telemarketing"	"Tim Hall"
"Zanzibar"	Billy Joel	"Sammy's gone"	"Michael Florio"
June 10, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Blackbird"	Beatles	"Big Turds"	"Tim Hall"
"Careless Whisper"	Wham!	"Careleth Lithper"	"Spaff.com"
"Cecilia"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Conceal Ya"	"Guy DiRito"
"Family Portrait"	P!nk	"Family POORtrait"	"ludaKris42602"
"Gansta's Paradise"	Coolio	"Scouter's Paradise"	"Rap N. Rich"
"Green Acres"	TV Theme	"TV Commercial Jingle"	"Guy DiRito"
"Let It Be"	The Beatles	"Let Them Bleed"	"Rock Princess"
"Mr. Tambourine Man"	Bob Dylan	"Mr. Chili Bean Man"	"Floyd's Garage"
"Piggies"	Beatles	"Morons"	"Tim Hall"
"Release Me"	Engelbert Humperdinck	"Degrease Me"	"Royce Miller"
"Rock And Roll All Nite"	Kiss	"Dr. Scholl's"	"Claude Prez"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Gator Boy"	"T-Cat"
"The Galaxy Song"	Monty Python (The Meaning of Life)	"The Genome Song"	"Phil Alexander"
"Working Class Hero"	John Lennon	"A Stupid Dumb Moron (is What Dubya Is)"	"Tim Hall"
June 11, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Arms Wide Open"	Creed	"I'm Still Tokin' (revised)"	"Jackal"
"Billy Don't Be A Hero"	Paper Lace	"Billy Don't Be A Queer"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Elmer Fudian Wapsody"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Bridge over Troubled Water"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Bush Rules our Troubled Country"	"Shawna Mills"
"Cecilia"	Simon And Garfunkel	"Bulimia"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cecilia"	Simon And Garfunkel	"Bulimia"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Charlie Brown"	The Coasters	"Char 'em Brown"	"Guy DiRito"
"Crazy For You"	Madonna	"You're Crazy, Rice Cube!"	"Syncronos"
"Daydream Believer"	The Monkees	"Something Somethinger"	"Claude Prez"
"Devil In Disguise"	Elvis Presley	"Devils With the Prize"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Drift Away"	Dobie Gray	"Miffed Today"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Flintstones"	TV Theme Song	"Sprint Phones"	"Guy DiRito"
"Foxy Lady"	Jimi Hendrix	"Boxing Lady"	"Bob Gomez"
"Get The Party Started"	Pink	"Squirrels Stay Up Late"	"Scary Squirrel"
"Grease Is The Word"	Franki Valli	"Beast Is The Word"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Haunted"	Evanescence	"Farted"	"Fart And Me"
"Jackie Blue"	Ozark Mountain Daredevils	"Pepsi Blue"	"Spaff.com"
"Jenny From The Block (radio Edit)"	J-Lo	"Looking At The Clock (idlegit Edit)"	"Jim A"
"Jolly Holiday"	Julie Andrews/Dick Van Dyke	"Jolly Parody (For Merry and Pippin)"	"Bob Gomez"
"Krwlng"	Linkin Park	"Falling"	"Josh H"
"Love Of My Life"	Queen	"Scary Ex-Wife"	"Riekiebol"
"My Girl"	The Temptations	"My Girl (Gave me an STD)"	"Nick Slawicz"
"My name is"	Busta Rhymes	"My name is...SynCroNos!"	"Syncronos"
"Ode to Billie Joe"	Bobbie Gentry	"Ode to Billy & Mike"	"Royce Miller"
"Red Skies"	The Fixx	"Red Beans And Rice"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"	Traditional	"Dubbayu is Going to Town"	"The Limerick Savant"
"Shock The Monkey"	Peter Gabriel	"Pox The Monkey"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Something Stupid"	Frank Sinatra	"Random Sequence Of Words"	"Sweet Indigo"
"Stole"	Kelly Rowland	"Surrounded By Clones"	"Jill"
"The Anthem"	Good Charlotte	"The Matrix"	"Eric Sarley"
"The Drugs Don't Work"	The Verve	"The (Cold) Drugs Don't Work"	"Jim A"
"The Heat Of The Moment"	Asia	"A Queer At The Moment"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Safety Dance"	Men Without hats	"They Can Write (Really...they can!)- Ode to Rice Cube and Watt Daddy"	"Syncronos"
"U Got It Bad"	Usher	"U Got Gas"	"Johnny"
"What's Going On"	Marvin Gaye	"Lets Drop The Bombs"	"Michael Florio"
"What's Up? (Hey, What's Going On?)"	4 Non-Blondes	"Hey! Who Moved My Bong?!"	"Syncronos"
"When Your Eyes Say It"	Britney Spears	"Enterprise Par'dy"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Who Are You"	The Who	"What Are You? (Ode To Pips And Merry)"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Yakety Yak"	The Coasters	"Hackety Hack"	"Guy DiRito"
"You're Sixteen"	Ringo Starr	"You're Thirteen"	"Malcolm Higgins"
June 13, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"'The Devil Went Down To Georgia'"	The Charlie Daniels Band	"'Dubya Went Down To Iraq'"	"Ham n' Eggs"
"Adam's Song"	Blink182	"Pokemon 2"	"Static"
"Adam's Song"	Blink182	"Pokemon is 30 in Japan & We Hate It"	"Static"
"Adam's Song"	Blink182	"Static's Song"	"Static"
"All Star"	Smash Mouth	"Porn star"	"Colonel Carsinski"
"Angel Of The Morning"	Merillee Rush	"Wrinkles In The Morning"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Another one bites the dust"	Queen	"The Marrionette bites the dust"	"Will Clark"
"Best Man That I Can"	Queensryche	"Beast Light In A Can"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Bring Me To Life"	Evanescence	"Bring Me A Knife"	"Lyndsei"
"Bye Bye Bye"	N'sync	"Why? Why? Why?"	"S.T.G., Junior, lebeiW15, wdh, and Rock Princess"
"Call Me"	Chris Montez	"Call Me (The Telemarketer Song)"	"Bob Gomez"
"Desiree"	Neil Diamond	"Desiree"	"Vijay Wunnava"
"Don't Laugh At Me"	Mark Wills	"Please Take A Bath"	"Shane Frederick"
"Doublemint Jingle"	TV Theme Commercial	"Doublemint Dot Calm"	"Guy DiRito"
"Eighties"	Killing Joke	"Reagan helped Osama in the Eighties"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Faith"	Limp Bizkit	"Weight"	"LODweed"
"Fat Lip"	Sum 41	"Simpsons Road Rage"	"Static"
"Folsom Prison Blues"	Johnny Cash	"Democratic Party Blues"	"Guy DiRito"
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"	Bowling For Soup	"Girl All the Fat Guys Want"	"Chad White"
"Groovin"	The Rascals	"Gravy"	"Josh Taylor (The Stimps)"
"Here Comes The Sun"	The Beatles	"Here Come The Puns"	"Bob Gomez"
"I'd Do Anything For Love"	Meat Loaf	"Heidi's Saga #3: I'd do Anything for Buff Long Version"	"Necrotoxen666"
"I'd Do Anything For Love"	Meat Loaf	"Heidi's Saga #3: I'd do Anything for Buff Short Version"	"Necrotoxen666"
"I'm Bad"	Michael Jackson	"Hulk Mad"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"I'm In View (Bin Laden Sulking)"	"Dustin C"
"In the Navy"	Village People	"In the Army"	"Guy DiRito"
"Iris"	Goo Goo Dolls	"Sushi"	"neminem"
"Jump"	Van Halen	"Junk"	"lebeiW15"
"Layne"	Staind	"Chris"	"S.T.G."
"Love Shack"	B52's	"Blood Bank"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Magic Bus"	The Who	"Hamas Blew Up the Bus"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter"	Herman's Hermits	"Hey You Clown You've Got A Broken System"	"Guy DiRito"
"My Generation"	The Who	"Try Contraception"	"Phil Alexander"
"One Thing Leads to Another"	The Fixx	"One Word Leads to a Blunder"	"Melhi"
"Over My Head (better off dead)"	Sum 41	"I'm A Dork!!!!"	"BiGdUdE111"
"Purple Rain"	The Artist When He Was Known As Prince	"Purple Veins"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Riders On the Storm"	The Doors	"Buyers of the Porn"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Rock On"	Michael Damian	"Spock On"	"Michael Hack"
"Rock You Like A Hurricane"	Scorpions	"Treat it With Some Lanicane"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Sail On Sailor"	Beach Boys	"Fail on Failure"	"Melhi"
"Santa Clause is Comming To Town"	Traditonal	"Michael The Weirdo Jackson"	"J.Marie"
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)"	Elton John	"Sat On My Butt All Night (Just Writing)"	"lebeiW15"
"Searchin'"	The Coasters	"Searchin' For Them WMD's"	"Bob Gomez"
"Sister Christian"	Night Ranger	"Fletcher Christian"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Avril's Life Story"	"carly"
"Snake"	R. Kelly feat. Big Tigger	"Baked"	"S.T.G. feat. wdh"
"Sober"	Tool	"Sober"	"LODweed"
"Somewhere, My Love"	Maurice Jarre	"Slang"	"Pat"
"Taking Care of Business"	BTO	"Life as a Dog"	"Static"
"The Ace of Spades"	Motorhead	"The Mayonnaise"	"Floyd's Garage"
"The Brady Bunch"	Brady Bunch	"The Al-Quida Bunch"	"Rebel Knight"
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"	Jan & Dean	"My Uncontrollable Dumb Vacuum Cleaner"	"Tone-Def"
"The Time Warp"	Richard O'Brien	"Let's Join The Euro"	"Phil Alexander"
"Wheeling In The Years"	Steely Dan	"Playing With The Gears"	"Michael Florio"
"When Doves Cry"	The Artist Formerly Known As The Idiot Known As Prince	"When Blood Dries."	"Malcolm Higgins"
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"	Beatles	"And A Cell Phone Loudly Beeps"	"Tim Hall"
"Who Are You"	The Who	"You Are Who"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Without Me"	Eminem	"Without"	"Rebel Knight"
"YMCA"	Village People	"If You See Kay"	"Guy DiRito"
"You Never Even Call Me By My Name"	David Allan Coe	"You Don't Have to Like Me Darling Starling"	"Royce Miller"
June 16, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Day In The Life"	Beatles	"A Day In The Life (Of The Parody Writer)"	"Michael Florio"
"A Moment Like This"	Kelly Clarkson	"A Modem Like This"	"Jared"
"Ahead By A Century"	Tragically Hip	"In Bed With A Centipede"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"American Girl"	Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers	"(Just Brit) Ghostbusters Girl"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Are You Lonesome Tonight"	Elvis Presley	"Are You Loaf-some Tonight"	"Royce Miller"
"At Last"	Etta James	"At Last (300 Wins)"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Back in Black"	AC/DC	"I'm So Slack"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Big Pimpin"	Jay-Z	"Big Fishin"	"Dustin And Kenneth"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Cocaine Rhapsody"	"Cameron"
"Can't Stop Loving You"	Van Halen	"Can't Stop Hating You"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Candle In The Wind"	Elton John	"Tangled In The Wind"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cracker Jack Jingle and Take Me out To the Ball Game"	TV Commercial/Traditional	"Hacker Smacker Cracker Ball"	"Guy DiRito"
"Cry Like A Baby"	The Boxtops	"Lie For Bush Baby"	"William Tong"
"Diary of a Madman"	Ozzy Osbourne	"I'm A Fan Of The Badlandz"	"Jared"
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose"	Dionne Warwicke	"Do You Want To Say No Way, Jose"	"William Tong"
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"	Elton John	"Spend More Time With My Family"	"Jim A"
"Enter Sandman"	Metallica	"Im A Dead Man"	"Ghetto John"
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"	Rupert Holmes	"Smackdown (The Hurricanrana Song)"	"Jared"
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"	Poison	"Every Nose Has Its Horn"	"Jared"
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"	Backstreet Boys	"Someone Help Me (Those f*gs Bite)"	"S.T.G., Junior, lebeiW15, wdh, and Rock Princess"
"Faint"	Linkin Park	"Red"	"Noodle Boy"
"Fitter. Happier."	Radiohead	"Freakier. Crazier."	"Nick"
"Flora's Secret"	Enya	"Paranoia?"	"Pat"
"Frosty the Snowman"	Traditional	"Frosty the Fatman"	"Coolgrls"
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"	Elton John	"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road--The Mishead Version"	"lebeiW15"
"Green, Green"	The New Christie Minstrels	"Dean, Dean"	"Stray Pooch"
"Homeward Bound"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Gnomeward Bound"	"M.S.G"
"If You're Not The One"	Daniel Bedingfield	"Dedicated to Albertine"	"Joey"
"In Too Deep"	Sum 41	"Need Some Sleep"	"Polka Person"
"It's A Jolly Holiday"	Mary Poppins	"Geeknerds In Love"	"Lenny Quites & Steve Egghead Berkowitz"
"Jack & Diane"	John Cougar Mellencamp	"Div & Wild Man"	"Diva & Wild Man"
"Jocko Homo"	Devo	"South Park"	"Tim Hall"
"Kodachrome"	Paul Simon	"Silicone"	"Michael Florio"
"L.A. Woman"	The Doors	"Little Woman"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Lean on Me"	Bill Withers	"Green on Me"	"Guy DiRito"
"Lose Yourself"	Eminem	"The Merchandise Colletor"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Low Rider"	War	"Insider"	"Guy DiRito"
"Lucky"	Britney Spears	"Ugly"	"Caroline Pasi"
"Mr. Tamborine Man"	Bob Dylan	"Mr. Tobacco Man"	"Tim Hall"
"My Favorite Things"	Julie Andrews	"My Favorite Shows"	"Adam Bernstein"
"New York State of Mind"	Billy Joel	"New Lad State of Mind"	"Jim A"
"Ode to Billie Joe"	Bobbie Gentry	"Ode to Phil's Fridge"	"Royce Miller"
"POP"	N*Sync	"PUNK'D"	"Ghetto John"
"People are Strange"	The Doors	"CCG Gaming"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Popeye The Sailor Man"	TV Theme Song	"Drop by the Trailer Van"	"Guy DiRito"
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"	Offspring	"Pretty Stupid (For A Card Thief)"	"Nicki"
"Purple Haze"	Jimi Hendrix	"Doughnut Glaze"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Rawhide"	TV Theme Song	"Lane Side"	"Guy DiRito"
"Rhythm Is A Dancer"	Snap	"Rhythm Is A Prancer"	"Yoidy"
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go"	Clash	"Should I Laugh Or Just Smile"	"Michael Florio"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Spider-Man"	"Jared"
"So Far Away"	Dire STraits	"(My Car Is) So Far Away"	"Michael Florio"
"Stand By Your Man"	Tammy Wynette	"Stand By, Iran"	"William Tong"
"Stuck In The Middle With You"	Steelers Wheels	"Sporting My Little Sweat Suit"	"Michael Florio"
"Stuck With You"	Huey Lewis And The News	"(I Bought A ) Truck For You"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Superman"	Eminem	"Stupidman"	"Jared"
"Susudio"	Phil Collins	"Syncronos"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Take It Easy"	Travis Tritt	"Make It Cheesy"	"Josh Taylor"
"Take This Job And Shove It"	Johnny Paycheck	"Faked His Job And Flubbed It"	"William Tong"
"Taxman"	The Beatles	"Voteman"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Tears In Heaven"	Eric Clapton	"Beers With Kevin"	"Michael Florio"
"The Brady Bunch Thesong"	The Brady Bunch	"The Suidce Bunch"	"Blue Hawk"
"The Road I'm On"	3 Doors Down	"The Commode I'm On"	"Jeff Lattea"
"The Thunder Rolls"	Garth Brooks	"Dinner Rolls"	"Polka Person"
"The Way I Am"	Eminem	"The Way I Look"	"LLW"
"Timothy"	Buoys	"Hillary"	"Michael Florio"
"Underneath Your Clothes"	Shakira	"Underneath My Clothes (Dirty Version)"	"David Bogart"
"Veronica"	Elvis Costello	"Veronica (Diamond)"	"Jared"
"Voodoo"	Godsmack	"Halo"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"W-O-L-D"	Harry Chapin	"No WMD's"	"William Tong"
"Walking In Rythem"	The Black Byrds	"Dancing In Rythem"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Wild Wild West"	Escape Club	"Tiny Tiny Spec"	"Jared"
"Yellow Submarine"	The Beatles	"Jell-o Tub Wrestling"	"Claude Prez"
June 17, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Whole New World"	Aladdin	"A Stoned New World"	"~Nutcayse~"
"Bring Me To Life"	Evanescence	"Ivanescence - Bring Me The Knife"	"Ivan"
"Dreamer"	Ozzy Osbourne	"A Waitin"	"J.Marie"
"Dysentary Gary"	Blink-182	"Bad Hangover"	"BlinkmEToM"
"Green River"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Chicken Livers"	"Ol' John Brown"
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"	Elton John	"I Guess That's Why They Call Them The Jews"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Ignition(remix)"	R.Kelly	"Detention"	"Coolgrl"
"Jump"	Van Halen	"Pump"	"Floyd's Garage"
"Just The Way You Are"	Billy Joel	"Just The Way You Are"	"ASF"
"Picture"	Kid Rock (featuring Sheryl Crow)	"Bill, Put Your Creature Away"	"Spaff.com"
"Rollin'"	Limp Bizkit	"Homer Simpson's Drinkin' Rap"	"The BenMan"
"Somebody Done somebody Wrong Song"	BJ Thomas	"Somebody Gong Those Silly Thong Songs"	"Guy DiRito"
"Take This Job And Shove It"	Johnny Paycheck	"Send Him Back To Crawford"	"Larry Solomon"
"The Chase Is Better Than the Catch"	Motorhead	"The Juice Is Better Than the Coke"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Viva Las Vegas"	Elvis Presley	"Recall Gray Davis"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"You Know You're RIght"	Nirvana	"On Amiright"	"Chris Bodily TM"
June 18, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(Creole) Lady Marmalade"	Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil' Kim, Pink, and Missy Elliot	"See you down at Mardi Gras!"	"Syncronos"
"Aerials"	System of a Down	"Cereals"	"Thomiz"
"All Star"	Smash Mouth	"Homestar"	"Tone-Def"
"Bad Moon Risin"	John Fogerty (Creedence)	"Good Times are Comin'"	"Larry Solomon"
"Bring Me To Life"	Evanessence	"Bring Me My Pint"	"Jim A"
"Connected"	Stereo MC's	"(Get Your Eyes) Inspected"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Gypsies Tramp & Thieves"	Cher	"Trash Ballet"	"Ping o Plenty"
"Hotel California"	The Eagles	"The Taco Bell Burrito"	"Wayne Farmer"
"Hound Dog"	Elvis Presley	"Dummy"	"J.Marie"
"How Can I Be Sure?"	The Rascals	"How To Beat Brodeur?"	"Michael Pacholek"
"I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore"	REO Speedwagon	"I Can't Find My Kneecaps Anymore"	"E.R. Hiche"
"I Want A New Drug"	Huey Lewis & The News	"I Want A New Pres"	"Ham n Eggs"
"Ignition (remix)"	R.kelly	"Ignition (remix, the 13 year old version)"	"Shorty T"
"Move Your Feet"	Junior Senior	"Man United"	"April Slocombe"
"Mr. Rogers Neighborhood"	Mr. Rogers	"He Used to Be My Neighbor"	"Polka Person"
"Owner of a Lonely Heart"	Yes	"Owner of a Homely Car"	"S.T.G."
"Parent's Just Don't Understand"	D.J. Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince	"Women Just Don't Understand"	"Syncronos"
"Pop Goes The World"	Men Without Hats	"Pop Goes The Ad"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Proud Mary"	John Fogerty (Creedence)	"Payoffs up the Ying-Yang"	"Larry Solomon"
"Puttin' On The Ritz"	Irving Berlin	"Bangin' Out The Hits"	"John Jenkins"
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"	Traditional	"Roe, Roe, Roe V Wade"	"Guy DiRito"
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"	Traditonal	"Michael The Weirdo Jackson"	"J.Marie"
"She Loves You"	The Beatles	"She Hates You"	"Mack the Knife"
"Sixteen Tons"	Tennessee Ernie Ford	"Routine Funds"	"Guy DiRito"
"Sledgehammer"	Peter Gabriel	"Fast Food"	"Stockton"
"Smoke Two Joints"	Sublime	"I Watch TV"	"Polka Person"
June 19, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"25 Hours A Day"	The Hooters	"25 Lyrics Today"	"Snaggletoth"
"3AM"	Matchbox Twenty	"CNN"	"Jeannie"
"Addicted to Love"	Robert Palmer	"Addicted to Posts"	"Roemello"
"Billie Jean"	Michael Jackson	"Old Jeans"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Born To Be Wild"	Steppenwolf	"Porn for the Wild"	"Guy DiRito"
"Fat Bottomed Girls"	Queen	"Bell-Bottomed Flares"	"Phil Alexander"
"Fly"	Sugar Ray	"I Just Caught A Fly"	"lebeiW15"
"Hit Me Baby One More Time"	Britney Spears	"Hit Me Dealer One More Time"	"Shawna Mills"
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"	U2	"I Don't Understand What The Fuss Is For"	"Jim A"
"I Want It That Way"	Backstreet Boys	"I'll Cause Their Death Day"	"S.T.G., Junior, lebeiW15, wdh, and Rock Princess"
"I'm With You"	Avril Levign	"I Don't Want You (Ode to Chloe)"	"Fernando Rivera"
"If I Had A Hammer"	Pete Seeger	"If I Had The Remote"	"Tim Hall"
"Living In The Shadow Of Jesus"	The Hooters	"Liberate An Oil Well For Jesus"	"Snaggletoth"
"Love Shack"	The B-52's	"Big Mac"	"lebeiW15"
"Margaritaville"	Jimmy Buffet	"Doritoville"	"Polka Person"
"Misty"	Ray Stevens	"Tipsy"	"Royce Miller"
"My Name Is (Slim Shady)"	Eminem	"My Name Is (Giambi)"	"Michael Pacholek"
"My Way"	Frank Sinatra	"Segway"	"Ham n' Eggs"
"Of Wolf and Man"	Metallica	"Chat and Hotmail"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Opportunity Nox"	Roxette	"I�m Living In Fort Knox, But I Lock When Men From Irs Knocks"	"Snaggletoth"
"Private Emotion"	The Hooters	"Perfect Election"	"Snaggletoth"
"Psycho"	System of a Down	"Halo"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Running Free"	Iron Maiden	"I Gotta Pee"	"Floyd's Garage"
"She Like"	54th Platoon	"Smell Like"	"Deron Ginn"
"Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely"	Backstreet Boys	"You Shouldn't Be Eating That Balogna"	"Polka Person"
"Stuck"	Stacy Orrico	"Stuck (conjoined twins)"	"Tone-Def"
"Sunshine On My Shoulders"	John Denver	"Sunburn On My Shoulders"	"Joelle"
"The Best of Times"	Styx	"The Worst Moonshine"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Us And Them"	Pink Floyd	"Pus And Phlegm"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"War Machine"	KISS	"Claw Machine"	"Floyd's Garage"
"What's My Age Again"	Blink 182	"Paper Or Plastic (The Job Song)"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"When I'm 64"	Beatles	"Ode to the Rookie Writer"	"Stockton"
"Whit Room"	Cream	"White Castles"	"Tim Hall"
"Willow Tit Willow"	Gilbert and Sullivan	"Piggy Miss Piggy"	"Phil Alexander"
"Workin' in a Coal Mine"	Lee Dorsey	"Workin' in old EDLIN"	"Guy DiRito"
"World's Greatest"	R Kelly	"World's Dumbest"	"Kenton Ngo"
"Yes Sir, I can Boogie"	Baccara	"Yes Sir, I can Tupo"	"Snaggletoth"
June 20, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"	Paul Simon	"50 Ways To Kill Osama"	"Melhi"
"Addicted"	Simple Plan	"Addicted"	"Karl Doug"
"Armour Hot Dogs"	Commercial Jingle	"Army Hot Dogs"	"Guy DiRito"
"Battle of New Orleans"	Jimmy Driftwood	"Showdown in New Orleans"	"Guy DiRito"
"Cheap Sunglasses"	ZZ Top	"Mid-Life Crisis"	"Royce Miller"
"Crawling"	Linkin Park	"Charging (sung by Sean Connery)"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Daydream Believer"	The Monkees	"Ed's Misdemeanor"	"Josh Taylor (Ed, Josh, & Nazz)"
"Domino"	KISS	"Domino's"	"Todd Sellers"
"Don't Believe at All"	Treble Charger	"Driven Up the Wall"	"Karl Doug"
"Dreadlock Holiday"	10cc	"Caffeine Holiday"	"sqwark"
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"	Elton John	"I Guess That's why They Call It SHAMpoo"	"Tone-Def"
"Ignition remix"	R-Kelly	"Rappest Remix"	"mmoney89"
"In Da Club"	50 Cent	"In Da Clinic"	"Deron Ginn"
"Just The Way You Are"	Billy Joel	"Just Wrote My Memoirs"	"Michael Florio"
"Key to Grammacy Park"	Deadsy	"Pee At The City Park"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Let It Be"	The Beatles	"Let Me Sleep"	"Double E"
"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"	Good Charlotte	"Lifestyles of the Communistic"	"Ryan Smith"
"Like A Virgin"	Madonna	"Like a Chameleon"	"Royce Miller"
"Living Next Door To Alice"	Smokie	"Live In Buckingham Palace"	"Jim A"
"Love Potion Number 9"	The Clovers	"Harry Potter #5"	"Spoons with Long Handles"
"Objection"	Shakira	"Pick Up Lines (Extortion"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"One Kiss From You"	Britney Spears	"Back to the Future"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Raindeer"	Traditional	"Flabber The Blue Faced Phasm"	"Flabber's no 1."
"Smooth Operator"	Sade	"Boob Operation"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Stayin' Alive"	The Bee Gees	"Tellin' a Lie"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Summertime Blues"	Grateful Dead	"Bummertime Blues"	"Guy DiRito"
"Sunny"	Bobby Hebb	"Gunny"	"Guy DiRito"
"TNT"	ACDC	"ADD"	"Michael Florio"
"The Thunder Rolls"	Garth Brooks	"The Blunt Is Rolled"	"Chief"
"Tragedy"	Bee Gees	"Parody"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Underneath Your Clothes"	Shakira	"In Between Your Toes"	"Haley"
"What if"	Creed	"So what"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)"	A Flock Of Seagulls	"Fishing (If I Had I Tacklebox Like You)"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Yesterday"	The Beatles	"Festering"	"Melhi"
"Yesterday"	The Beatles	"Menstruate"	"Claude Prez"
June 21, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Moment Like This"	Kelly Clarkson	"A Quotient Like This"	"Ryan Smith"
"All Night Long (All Night)"	Lionel Richie	"All Night Long (on D*bay)"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Be Our Guest"	Jerry Ohrbach/Beauty And The Beast	"Feed By Breast"	"Bob Gomez"
"Been Caught Stealing"	Janes Addiction	"Been Caught Dealing"	"Michael Florio"
"Can't Stop"	Red Hot Chili Peppers	"Bus Stop"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Earl Had To Die"	Dixie Chicks	"Britney's Gotta Die"	"U.D.A.B. (United Divas Against Britney)"
"Free Bird"	Lynyrd Skynyrd	"Free Nerd"	"Michael Florio"
"Gee, Officer Krupke"	West Side Story	"Gee, Richard O'Brien"	"Stockton"
"Hanging By A Moment"	Lifehouse	"Hanging By A Shoelace"	"Ryan Smith"
"Hot In Herre"	Nelly	"Shot In Herre"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?"	Patti Page	"Computer Illiteracy"	"Pat"
"I'm Afraid of Americans"	David Bowie w/Trent Reznor	"I'm Afraid of Librarians"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Killer Queen"	Queen	"Thieving Queen"	"Super Ugly"
"Like A Rock"	Bob Seger	"Mental Block"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Love Potion Number 9"	The Clovers	"Parody 99"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Nobody But Me"	The Human Beinz	"Nobody But Homer"	"Bob Gomez"
"One"	Three Dog Night	"Five"	"Wild Man"
"Rocket Man"	Elton John	"pocket Pool"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Soak Up The Sun"	Sheryl Crow	"Look Up Your Bum"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Talk To The Animals"	Dr Doolittle The Musical	"Talk To My Body Parts.."	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"	TV Series Theme Song	"The Ballad of Babylon 5"	"COMALite J"
"The Rising"	Springsteen	"(Martha's Stock) Isn't Rising"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Theme from Spider-Man"	TV Cartoon Theme Song	"Spider-Clone, Spider-Man"	"COMALite J"
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"	Bonnie Tyler	"Who Told You that Women Don't Fart?"	"Lenny Quites"
"We're the heck are Mer & Pip"	Traditional	"Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf"	"Diva"
June 23, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Moment Like This"	Kelly Clarkson	"A Modem Like This"	"zvoidx"
"Addicted to Love"	Robert Palmer	"Addicted to Blood"	"Melhi"
"Ain't Nobody Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone"	Jimmy Martin	"Hardly No One Smiles In Bluegrass Music"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Alice�s Restaurant"	Arlo Guthrie	"The Sun Sun Restaurant Song"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Already Gone"	The Eagles	"Chameleon"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Amazed"	Lonestar	"A Maze"	"lebeiW15"
"American Pie"	Don Mclean	"The Red Stop Sign"	"Ashley"
"Beer For My Horses"	T. Keith	"That's What Al Gore Says"	"Static"
"Born Free"	Andy Williams	"Scorned Me"	"William Tong"
"Bring Me To Life"	Evanesence	"Biggamost Wife"	"Tinkleheimer"
"Bringing Mary Home"	Blue Dogs	"The Bluegrass Hitchhiker"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Cadillac"	Mest	"Cracker Jack"	"Ryan Smith"
"Cisco Kid"	War	"Cisco Tech"	"Guy DiRito"
"Commerce, TX"	Ben Kweller	"Virginia, 18th Century"	"Roberto H."
"Cool To Hate"	Offspring	"Cool To Watch"	"Wouldn't You Like To Know"
"Country Boy Rock n� Roll"	Reno & Smiley	"The Bluegrass Has Made A New Man Out Of Me"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Dancing Queen"	Abba	"Dancing Spleen"	"Peachey"
"Dooley"	The Dillards	"Doobie"	"Melhi"
"Duke of Earl"	Gene Chandler	"Puke and Hurl"	"Guy DiRito"
"Fall From Grace"	Get Up Kids	"Fall Off Pace"	"Roberto H."
"Give My Love to Rose"	Johnny Cash	"Give My Songs to Chuck"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Hailie's Song"	Eminem	"Writer's Block"	"Wolveroses"
"Happy Together"	The Turtles	"Hand Me Your Treasure (Socialist Anthem)"	"Claude Prez"
"Happy Together"	The Turtles	"Happy to Gather"	"Guy DiRito"
"Harden My Heart"	Quarterflash	"Pardon My Farts"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Heavy Traffic (up ahead)"	Bill Monroe & the Bluegrass Boys	"The Bad Boy Ramble"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Help Me Rhonda"	Brian Wilson & The Beach Boys	"Help Me Jane Fonda"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Hit Parade of Love"	Jimmy Martin & the Sunny Mt. Boys	"Bluegrass Hit Parade"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Hot in Herre"	Nelly	"I Can't Rap"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"I'll Go Chasin' Women"	Homer & Jethro	"The Bluegrass Widders Song"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Imaginary Lover"	Atlanta Rythm Section	"Imaginary Butter"	"MuDdLe"
"It's My Life"	Bon Jovi	"Go Outside"	"lebeiW15"
"Jeepers Creepers"	Louis Armstrong	"Aulkey Dulkies"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Kentucky Waltz"	Bill Monroe	"The Tuna Choice Waltz"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Kick Some A$$"	Stroke 9	"Skip Gym Class"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"	Beatles	"Another Stupid Chick Flick"	"Michael Florio"
"McKinley's Gone (Whitehouse Blues)"	Traditional	"Whitewater House Blues"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Midnight Special"	Leadbelly	"The Blue Light Special"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Mr. Tamborine man"	Bob Dylan	"Hey, Mr. Softee (Don't Play Your Song For Me)"	"Too Rich Olson"
"My Sharona"	The Knack	"Five Chalupas (For Wild Man)"	"Bob Gomez"
"Never Can Say Goobye"	The Jackson 5	"People Always Wanna Say Goodbye"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Ode to Billie Joe"	Bobbie Gentry	"The Jackass song (Ode to stupid Joe)"	"Michael Florio"
"Pimp Juice"	Nelly	"Froot Loops"	"Jon Clemence"
"Pinch Me"	Barenaked Ladies	"Gamecube"	"Stockton"
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"	The Monkees	"I Wish I was Back in the Sixties"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Proud Mary"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Be Wary"	"William Tong"
"Put Your Lights On"	Santana featuring Everlast	"Turn That Song Off"	"lebeiW15"
"Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35 (Everybody Must Get Stoned)"	Bob Dylan	"Brainy Day Phone Jerks"	"Guy DiRito"
"Rank Stranger"	Stanley Bros.	"Rank Deja Vu"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Rhinestone Cowboy"	Glenn Campbell	"Doomsday Cowboy"	"William Tong"
"SAM"	Buck Owens	"SAM"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Santa Clause Is Comming To Town"	Santa	"Wacko Jacko's Comming To Town"	"J.Marie"
"Save Me"	Queen	"Shave Me"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"She Loves Me Not"	Papa Roach	"She Took Me Pot (The Leprechaun Song)"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Spiderman"	TV Theme (by Ray Ellis/ Bob Harris)	"Kerry Man"	"Adam Bernstein"
"State of Shock"	The Jacksons	"Toamato Sauce"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Superman (It's Not Easy)"	Five for Fighting	"Kevin Harvick-Man (It's Not Easy To Drive The 3)"	"Static"
"Sweet Little Sixteen"	Chuck Berry	"Bluegrass Jam "	"Too Rich Olson"
"TNT"	AC/DC	"BSB (The Aint Boy Band Song)"	"Chris Pollman"
"That Good Ole Mountain Dew"	Bascom Lamar Lunsford	"My Uncles A to Z"	"Too Rich Olson"
"The Ballad Of Jed Clampett"	Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs	"The Ballad Of The Bluegrass Jam"	"Too Rich Olson"
"The Ballad of Pretty Boy Floyd"	Woody Guthrie	"Pick-off At The Flying Dutch Motel"	"Too Rich Olson"
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"	The Tokens	"I'm lyin' low tonight"	"Guy DiRito"
"The Middle"	Jimmy Eat world	"The Riddle"	"Michael Florio"
"The Remedy (I Won't Worry)"	Jason Mraz	"Chemistry"	"Tone-Def"
"The Street Where You Live"	Vic Damone	"The Street Where You Hid"	"LucidLupin LeeBee"
"The Way"	Gigi D'agosthino	"They're Gay"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Theme From The Monkees"	The Monkees	"Theme Of The Boybands"	"Melhi"
"These Things I'll Never Say"	Avril Livigne	"Lost"	"Ashley"
"This is the Night"	Clay Aiken	"They Start a Fight"	"wdh"
"Truck Drivin' Man"	Jimmy Martin & others	"Truck Stoppin' Man"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Whitehouse Blues"	Traditional	"Whitehouse Redux Blues"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Who Wrote The Book Of Love"	Monotones	"Who Wrote Thunder Road"	"Too Rich Olson"
"You Go to Your Church (and I'll Go to Mine)"	Traditional	"Better'n Your'n"	"Too Rich Olson"
"Your No Good (Baby, Your No Good)"	Linda Ronstat	"Feeling Good (brazilian waxing song)"	"Diva"
June 24, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Albuquerque"	Weird Al Yankovic	"(Wrong Turn At) Albuquerque"	"Peter (the Reader)"
"Are You Happy Now?"	Michelle Branch	"You Can't Have Her Now"	"Tone-Def"
"Be Like That"	3 Doors Down	"Sing Like That"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Be With You"	Enrique Iglesias	"Pikachu"	"Junior"
"Born To Try"	Delta Goodrem	"Born To Bludge"	"Curtis"
"Breathless"	The Corrs	"Breakfast"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Bye, Bye, Bye"	N'sync	"Pie, Pie, Pies"	"Fernando Rivera"
"California"	Phantom Planet	"Son of the Beach"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Californication"	Red Hot Chili Peppers	"Overpopulation"	"Twiggy Sixx"
"Calling All Angels"	Train	"Nailing Charlie's Angels"	"Spaff.com"
"Chop Suey"	System of a Down	"I'm Suing"	"LODweed"
"Freight Train"	Elizabeth Cotton	"Weight Gain"	"William Tong"
"Hair of the Dog"	Nazareth	"Worked Like a Dawg"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Hanging On The Telephone"	Blondie	"Living in a Mobile Home"	"Floyd's Garage"
"How Great Thou Art"	Traditional Hymn	"How Fake Thou Art"	"MuDdLe"
"I Need A Girl, Part 1"	P Diddy, Usher, & Loon	"I Need A Girl"	"Garzoni"
"Imagine"	John Lennon	"Stage Fright"	"Necrotoxen666"
"In The End"	Linkin Park	"Flaming Lines"	"highvoltage"
"Knowing me, Knowing You"	ABBA	"Pika-pi, Pikachu!!"	"wdh"
"Last Resort"	Papa Roach	"Last Resort (Affirmative Action)"	"LODweed"
"Late Night Radio"	John Denver	"Far Right Radio"	"William Tong"
"Love Potion Number 9"	The Clovers	"Formula 409"	"Guy DiRito"
"One In A Million"	Guns N Roses	"Night Club Bouncer Song (One Of A Million)"	"Lex Sora"
"Perfect Day"	Hoku	"Perfect Lay"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond"	Pink Floyd	"Cook On You Crazy Onion"	"Royce Miller"
"Suffocate"	Staind	"Vegetate"	"S.T.G."
"The Rapper"	The Jaggerz	"The Crapper"	"Guy DiRito"
"Thriller"	Michael Jackson	"Phyllis Diller"	"Bill Farrell"
"Turn up the Radio"	Autograph	"Turnip and Tomato"	"Floyd's Garage"
"Whole Again"	Play	"Fart Again"	"Haley"
"Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey"	Traditional	"Won't You Shut Up, O'Reilly"	"William Tong"
"WonderWall"	Oasis	"School Loser (All Your Fault)"	"Necrotoxen666"
"You May Be Right"	Billy Joel	"It May Be Light"	"Michael Florio"
June 25, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All the Small Things"	Blink182	"All the Math Things"	"Ryan Smith"
"Barbara Ann"	The Beach Boys	"Bomb Iran"	"William Tong"
"Can We Fix it?"	Bob the Builder	"London Trip"	"EasyandBad"
"Can't Make You Love Me"	Britney Spears	"Can't Make You Love Me (Britney Bites Back!)"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Disposable Heroes"	Metallica	"Disposable T.V. Shows"	"LODweed"
"Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"	Green Day	"Good Music (Rhyme of Your Life)"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Hound Dog"	Elvis Presley	"Ground Fog"	"William Tong"
"I Guess Thats Why They Call It The Blues"	Elton John	"I Guess Thats What They Call Rolling News"	"Jim A"
"I Need You"	America	"Who Needs You?"	"Guy DiRito"
"I'm A Believer"	The Monkees	"I'm A Retriever"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"In Too Deep"	Sum 41	"In Too Deep (My Heads Up Your Ass)"	"Cheese & Bacon�"
"Indian Reservation"	Paul Revere and The Raiders	"Quality Stations"	"Guy DiRito"
"Kick Some A$$"	Stroke9	"Fish For Bass"	"Ryan Smith"
"Let's Hang On!"	Four Seasons	"Your Farewell"	"Ashley"
"Love on the Rocks"	Neil Diamond	"Looking for Socks"	"Jim A"
"Nobody Wants To Be Lonely"	Ricky Martin and Christina Aguilera	"Nobody Wants To Add Sums Up"	"EasyandBad"
"Overprotected"	Britney Spears	"Overexploited"	"EasyandBad"
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"	Offspring	"Pretty Fly For a Jedi"	"Shapes"
"Purple Haze"	Jimi Hendrix	"Purple Pill"	"MuDdLe"
"Queen Of My Heart"	Westlife	"School Of My Heart"	"EasyandBad"
"Riders on the Storm"	The Doors	"Seniors in the Sand"	"ASF"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"The He-SHE BOY"	"Arlie B"
"Stuck In A Moment"	U2	"Stuck In A Coat"	"EasyandBad"
"Survivor"	Destiny's Child	"Clever"	"EasyandBad"
"The Night Has A Thousand Eyes"	Bobby Vee	"Bush Lied, Many Thousands Died"	"William Tong"
"The Rapper"	The Jaggerz	"The Hacker"	"Guy DiRito"
"Unchained Melody"	Gareth Gates	"Pop Idol"	"EasyandBad"
"Unwell"	Matchbox 20	"Unthin"	"Jon Clemence"
"Vincent"	Malachi Cush	"Winston"	"EasyandBad"
"Whole Again"	Atomic Kitten	"Let Me Have Biology"	"EasyandBad"
"Wooly Booly"	Sam the Sham and The Pharoahs	"Dopey Opie"	"Tim Hall"
June 26, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All Star"	Smash Mouth	"Wall-Mart"	"Michael Florio"
"All The Small Things"	Blink182	"All The Hard Things"	"Coolgrl"
"Beat it"	Michael Jackson	"Beat It (Ode to Barney the Dinosaur)"	"J.Marie"
"Borderline"	Madonna	"Melon Rind"	"Royce Miller"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavinge	"Reconfigurated"	"Tinkleheimer"
"Do They Know It's Christmas?"	Band Aid	"Going To The Dentist"	"lebeiW15"
"Eleanor Rigby"	Beatles	"Lazy Basterd"	"Fantasysage"
"Go To Hell"	Megadeth	"THIS IS HELL!"	"Jeremiah Witte"
"Halo"	Foo Fighters	"J. Lo"	"Bryan Hayworth"
"I Can't Wait"	Hilary Duff	"I Can't Wait"	"David Jensen"
"Jay Jay the Jet Plane (Children's T.V. show)"	Jay Jay the Jet Plane	"Don't Tick Him Off Now..."	"Jeremiah Witte (With Marcy Mosley)"
"Just Go"	Staind	"Just Smoke"	"S.T.G."
"Let's Twist Again"	Chubby Checker	"A Twister Came (and it Took My Trailer)"	"Melhi"
"Little Jackie"	T-Bone with Crystal Lewis	"Driving Her Crazy"	"Jeremiah Witte"
"Me"	Staind	"Weed"	"S.T.G."
"Paint It Black"	The Rolling Stones	"Get a Mac"	"Tim K."
"Scarborough Fair"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Weird Borough Affair"	"Guy DiRito"
"Still Waiting"	Sum 41	"Pill Taking"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Stupid Girl"	Cold	"Sk8er boi"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Summertime Blues"	Eddie Cochran	"Summertime Flu"	"Bob Gomez"
"Sundown"	Gordon Lightfoot	"Zeb, now . . . (The Out House Episode)"	"Ol' John Brown"
"The One And Only"	Chesney Hawkes	"Your Words Smell Like Bologna"	"Jeremiah Witte"
"The Young and The Hopeless"	Good Charlotte	"The Old and The Homeless"	"Porter-Pottie Mouth"
"Too Late For Love"	Def Leppard	"Too Late For Lunch"	"Phil Alexander"
"Trucking"	Grateful Dead	"Domaining"	"Sqwark"
June 27, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Little Respect"	Erasure	"A Little Bit Sick"	"Alex Zander"
"As Long As You Love Me"	Backstreet Boys	"As Long As You're Cronies"	"Jim A"
"Baby You Can Drive My Car"	The Beatles	"Baby You Can Bait My Hook"	"Royce Miller"
"Ballad Of Tom Jones"	Space	"Ballad of Tesco's"	"Alex Zander"
"Because I Got High"	Afro-Man	"Because I Got Higherd"	"Alex Zander"
"Begin Again"	Space	"Chips Again"	"Alex Zander"
"Both Sides Now"	Joni Mitchell	"Both Sides Now"	"Pamela Hayse"
"Breakin The Law"	Judas Priest	"Christian Dior"	"Yoidy"
"Breaking the Habit"	Linkin Park	"Breaking the Sabbath"	"Aaron Saraco"
"Captain Jack"	Billy Joel	"A Big Mac"	"wdh"
"Desafinado"	Antonio Carlos Jobim	"The Road Rage Song (Desafinauto)"	"Bob Gomez"
"Drift Away"	Uncle Kracker and Dobie Gray	"Flushed Away"	"Jason C. Reeher"
"Eve of Destruction"	Barry McGuire	"Need for Reduction"	"Guy DiRito"
"Evil Ways"	Santana	"Better Days"	"lebeiW15"
"Harvest for the World"	The Isley Brothers	"Cobblers to the World"	"Jim A"
"He Ain't Heavy"	The Hollies	"It's My Chevy"	"Guy DiRito"
"Hungry Like the Wolf"	Duran Duran	"Peter and the Wolf"	"S.T.G."
"I Can't Dance"	Genesis	"I Can't Rap"	"Wolveroses"
"I Will Be There"	Britney Spears	"I Have No Hair"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"	REM	"It's The End Of Kazaa As We Know It"	"Joe Kaiser"
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"	Traditonal	"John Jacob Tinkleheimer Schmidt"	"Tinkleheimer"
"Keep on Loving You"	REO Speedwagon	"Sweep The Living Room"	"lebeiW15"
"Knock Three Times"	Tony Orlando and Dawn	"Cough Three Times"	"Ashley"
"Larger Than Life"	Back Street Boys	"Kazaa Lite"	"Julien"
"Little Lies"	Fleetwood Mac	"Little Lice"	"Floyd's Garage"
"Our House"	Madness	"Our House (Will Never Be Clean)"	"S.T.G."
"Phantom of the Opera"	Andrew Lloyd Webber	"The Phantom Menace Senator"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Seven Nation Army"	The White Stripes	"Seven Figure Lawsuit (Downloading music)"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Sexual Healing"	Marvin Gaye	"Excessive Eating"	"lebeiW15"
"Take Five"	Dave Brubeck	"Take Five"	"Bob Gomez"
"With Arms Wide Open"	Creed	"The John's Not Open"	"Michael Florio"
June 28, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All The Things She Said"	TATU	"I Am Not A Gay"	"Joey"
"Bette Davis Eyes"	Kim Carnes	"Gray Davis Wise"	"Guy DiRito"
"Bring Me To Life"	Evanesence featuring Paul McCoy	"Bring Me To Death"	"Joey"
"Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore"	Reo Speedwagon	"Don't Like This Peeling Anymore"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Caught In The Middle"	A1	"My Teacher has SARS"	"Joey"
"Check It Out"	John Cougar Mellencamp	"Checkin Out"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Come Sail Away"	Styx	"Come Wail Away"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Fame"	Irene Cara	"(Rain) It's Gonna Forever"	"Wild Man"
"Forever and For Always"	Shania Twain	"Forever and For Always"	"Amber Vicinus"
"Get The Party Started"	Pink	"Garrett Theme"	"Joey"
"Help"	Beatles	"Help"	"David Kirschbaum (AKA Toad)"
"I've Been In Love Before"	Cutting Crew	"I've Been On Drugs Before"	"Malcolm Higins"
"Jackie Onassis"	John Mellencamp	"Clinkin' Our Glasses"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"King Nothing"	Metallica	"Think Nothing"	"Salman"
"Letters From The 9th Ward/ Walk Away Rene"	Rickie Lee Jones	"Letters From The Prison Ward/ Drive Away Chante'"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Livin On A Prayer"	Bon Jovi	"Losin All My Hair"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Mission Bell"	Donnie Brooks	"Sickle Cell"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Money for Nothing"	Dire Straits	"I Want My 163"	"David Kirschbaum (AKA Toad)"
"My Way"	Limp Bizkit	"My Way (Mad Professor's Remix)"	"Lee-Dogg"
"Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again"	Bob Dylan	"Low E Blues"	"David Kirschbaum [AKA Toad]"
"The Boys Are Back in Town"	Thin Lizzy	"Baghdad Bob is Back in Town"	"Guy DiRito"
"The Cruel War"	Traditional	"Toad's Cruel War"	"David Kirschbaum (AKA Toad)"
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia"	Charlie Daniels Band	"The Devil Went Down To Springfield"	"Lee-Dogg"
"The Flame"	Cheap Trick	"The Same"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Heat Is On"	Glenn Frey	"The Meat Is On"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The House of the Rising Sun"	Animals	"The Mouse With A Thousand Guns"	"Alex Zander"
"The Tide Is High"	Blondie	"The Bride Is High"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Twilight Zone"	Golden Earring	"Highlights Zone"	"Yoidy"
"Ugly"	Bubba Sparxxx	"Fugly"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"What I Go To School For"	Busted	"What I Got A Rule For"	"LucidLupin LeeBee"
"Whip It"	Devo	"Flip It"	"Malcolm Higins"
"Whip It"	Devo	"Whiff It"	"Guy DiRito"
"Wichita Lineman"	Glenn Campbell	"Going to Die"	"David Kirschbaum (AKA Toad)"
"Windmills of your Mind"	Dusty Springfield	"N-Dimensional Space"	"Phil Alexander"
June 30, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All The Things She Said"	TATU	"Gotta Take A Crap"	"Soleil Moon Frye"
"American Made"	Oak Ridge Boys	"(Ol' Chester is) American Made"	"Ol' John Brown"
"Another Brick In The Wall pt. 2"	Pink Floyd	"Prostitutes in Training"	"Pat"
"Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song"	B.j. Thomas	"Some Bodies Should Not Wear A Thong Song"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Anticipation"	Carley Simon	"Antacid Tablets"	"Guy DiRito"
"Bad boys"	Inner Circle	"Fat Boys"	"Guy DiRito"
"Bite the Bullet"	Motorhead	"Hate the Mullet"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Obeseian Rhapsody"	"Chris Connelly/Barron Knights"
"Carry That Weight"	The Beatles	"The R.i.a.a"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Centerfold"	J. Geils Band	"Dinner Cold"	"Claude Prez"
"Cleanin' Out my Closet"	Eminem	"The Dentist Song"	"Stockton"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavine	"Constipated (The NO SWEARING version)"	"Jeremiah Witte"
"Coward of the County"	Kenny Rogers	"Hunter of the Bounty"	"John Jenkins"
"Drift Away"	Dobie Gray	"Frostbit Today"	"Tone-Def"
"Finish What Ya Started"	Van Halen	"Tell Me Who Farted"	"DOM"
"Forgot about Dre"	Dr. Dre featuring Eminem	"Forgot about (Weird) Al"	"Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Get The Party Started"	Pink	"Get This Dinner Started"	"lebeiW15 and Junior"
"I Need Somebody"	Bardot	"I Need A Way Out"	"Mel Kleindienst"
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"	The Beatles	"I Want To Get Broadband"	"Jim A"
"Ironic"	Alanis Morissette	"Hooked On Phonics"	"lebeiW15"
"Kiss On My List"	Hall and Oates	"This Miss Is On The List"	"Jamie L."
"Last Worthless Evening"	Don Henley	"Last Turdless Evening"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Little Red Corvette"	Prince	"Little Rancor Pet."	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Margaritaville"	Jimmy Buffett	"Here In Mosquitoville"	"lebeiW15"
"Ninety-Six Tears"	Questionmark & The Mysterians	"Ninety-Six Beers"	"Guy DiRito"
"Rock Around The Clock"	Bill Haley and His Comets	"Bang"	"Pat"
"She Came In From The Bathroom Window"	The Beatles	"He Cane In Through The Car's Front Window"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sometimes I Run"	Britney Spears	"Sometimes I Run (out of good parody ideas)"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Stuck"	Stacy Orrico	"Bugs"	"Stockton"
"The Loco Motion"	Litle Eva	"No Emotion"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Loco Motion"	Little Eva	"Show Devotion"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Loco Motion"	Little Eva	"The Loco Potion"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Sounds Of Silence"	Simon and Garfunkel	"The Clowns of Science"	"Guy DiRito"
"Whip It"	Devo	"Chuck It"	"Guy DiRito"
"Whip It"	Devo	"Zip It"	"ModernDayCowboy"
"Whip it"	Devo	"Flick It"	"Guy DiRito"
"stay awhile"	The Bels	"West Nile"	"Malcolm Higgins"

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