Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking on the bridge at Khazâd-dûm
You may think there's nothing dead below there
But we all saw the pit become a tomb

We were taking the cave shortcut
Through the mines of Moria
When we saw the fire demon
And we figured we were toast without butter

But then Gandalf went to the front
Told the 'rog to settle down
It was High Noon in the darkness
Sheriff Grey told Bal "get out of town."

Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking on the bridge at Khazâd-dûm
You may think there's nothing dead below there
But we all saw the pit become a tomb

No the balrog didn't listen
Shot some fire toward all of us
Called us babies, fags and pussies
And said Gandalf was a pimple full of pus

Then the two went at each other
Gandalf grabbed it by a ball
The balrog screamed and torched poor Gandalf
And the two of them began to fall

Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking on the bridge at Khazâd-dûm
You may think there's nothing dead below there
But we all saw the pit become a tomb

We should have listened to Led Zeppelin
Taken the Misty Mountains Hop
But the wargs had looked real hungry
And they had wanted to use Aragorn as pop

Old Gray Gandalf he's a goner
He had looked White as a sheet
At least the balrog's not a problem
We can spread our picnic stuff out now and eat

Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking on the bridge at Khazâd-dûm
You may think there's nothing dead below there
But we all saw the pit become a tomb