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Song Parodies -> "Disposable T.V. Shows"

Original Song Title:

"Disposable Heroes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Disposable T.V. Shows"

Parody Written by:

LODweed

The Lyrics

Reality the day I just lived, but it doesn't end
Survivor more realistic now, though it is pretend
Now I wish I had no TV, out my window it should fall
A victim of the big networks, cable sucks and I'm appalled

200 channels, it's all crap
Now I'm an empty shell
Twenty-one, an only son
But I served FOX well
Told to watch, not to think
But reality shows are gay
Out the window my big screen
Make it all go away...

Back to the screen!
You will watch Fear Factor, Survivor
Back to the screen!
You will watch The Bachelor, Elimidate
Back to the screen!
You idiot!
You moron!
I wish I was blind man...

Why am I watching?
Commercials, I hate them all
News channels live off lying
I should bash my head against the wall!

I'm wasting my whole LIFE!

I need to drink some Bud Light, money I should pay
To go and gain some weight, do it the Subway
Looking back I realize, this parody is dumb
As I write my TV's on, making my brain numb

200 channels, it's all crap
Now I'm an empty shell
Twenty-one, an only son
But I served FOX well
Told to watch, not to think
But reality shows are gay
I'll throw out my big screen
and make it all go away...

Back to the screen!
You will watch Fear Factor, Survivor
Back to the screen!
You will watch The Bachelor, Elimidate
Back to the screen!
You idiot!
You moron!
I wish I was blind man...

BACK TO THE SCREEN!

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Metalmanallica01 - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious!!

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