-> "Family POORtrait"
Original Song Title:
"Family Portrait"
Parody Song Title:
"Family POORtrait"
Parody Written by:
ludaKris42602
The Lyrics
Mama don't get fired
We can't sleep on the ground
You sold almost evreything we owned pound for pound
I hear windows breaking
The repo man is back
Why did u ever let them talk you into smoking crack
We were all arrested
For possesion and murder
But this you must know
I didn't mean to hurt her
It ain't easy livin in a vacancy
Never never thought I would be ODed
But it looks like drugs is what will end this family
(chorus 1)
Can we get some help
Can we get psyciatry
I promise I'll be sober
At least for 40 winks
Can we get some help
Can we get psyciatry
I promise I'll be sober
Daddy don't smoke weed
Daddy don't go bankrupt
We can't sleep on the ground
Too bad if I knock you out you'll come around
I know beer it hurt you
But now there's something you can do
You can go to AA meatings they meet Wednesdays at 2
I bought 2 vials today
1 just for fun and 1 for pain
Wanted to get some weed
But I settled for some old weed
It ain't easy livin in the vacancy
Never never thought I would be ODed
But it looks like drugs is what will end this family
(chorus 2)
Can we get some help
(can we)
Can we get psyciatry
(can we)
I promise I'll be sober
(i promise)
At least for 40 winks
(40 winks will be the max)
Can we get some help
Can we get psyciatry
I promise I'll be sober
Daddy don't smoke weed
In our family portrait
We look like the Osbournes
Lets go outside instead lurking here indoors
I don't wanna have to live in poverty
I don't want oily messes
I don't wanna shit in a hole anyways
And I don't wanna have to sell my soul on ebay
In our *family portrait
We look like the Osbournes
And we need the money
So let's take it back to Sears
In our family portrait
We look like the Osbournes
Let's put an end to our days of drugs and porn
(repeat from * at same time with chorus 1)
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