**Klingon**
jIH parmaq Daq Qoy SoH jatlh vetlh SoH parmaq jIH
tlhej words vaj sweet
'ej jIH parmaq the way tlhej just wa' whisper
SoH tell jIH everything

**Captain Kirk**
I'm Captain James T. Kirk
Klingon's the strangest thing I've ever heard

Chorus:
This Enterprise par'dy
It was hated by Sulu
The Klingons
They think humans shall be through
I know it
They take the phasers away from me
Beam me up Scotty
Enterprise par'dy

**Scotty**
I love all the ways that you show me! (Captain!)
Alien things!
And the Klingon hisses, they always terrrrrrlllllll-ify me!!!!!
Me feelings rrrrrrrrrrlllllllllll-un thrrrrlllough me!
Baffled by what Klingons say
And I hate the hate theirrrrrrllll tongues will say!

**Captain Kirk**
Chorus:
This Enterprise par'dy
It was hated by Sulu
The Klingons
They think humans shall be through
I know it
They take the phasers away from me
Beam me up Scotty
Enterprise par'dy

**Scotty**
And the worrrrrrrds that say take my brrrrrrrleath away (Literrrrally!)
This song, it is sounding so weird!
I hate everrrrly worrrrrrrd Klingons say to me!

**Captain Kirk**
Chorus:
This Enterprise par'dy
It was hated by Sulu
The Klingons
They think humans shall be through
I know it
They take the phasers away from me
Beam me up Scotty
Enterprise par'dy

Enterprise par'dies
I know they rock, ain't no lie
They'll kill me
Klingons who hate Enterprise
And it ain't alright
Enterprise par'dy

Chorus:
This Enterprise par'dy
It was hated by Sulu
The Klingons
They think humans shall be through
I know it
They take the phasers away from me
Beam me up Scotty
Enterprise par'dy

Enterprise par'dies
I know they rock, ain't no lie
They'll kill me
Klingons who hate Enterprise
And it ain't alright
Enterprise par'dy