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Song Parodies -> "Porn star"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Porn star"

Parody Written by:

Colonel Carsinski

The Lyrics

I'm amazed no-one thought of this. Big up to Rathmore!!!
Last night I was searchin' on the internet,
Speedin' throgh cyber space,
I was in a chat room, wound up in an adult site' oh my god i recognise that face. . .

Grandpa, he's a porn star, he's an internet cyber-stud,
Grandpa he's a porn star,check out his little but,
He just had surgery, he shouldn't get laid, he's 80 years old.

Look he's fallen and he can't get up,
He can't get it up, get down with your badself,
Find a trapeeze, no b.b.d's,
Crack that whip, don't brake a hip,
Check out his funky hip gyrations,
He must be taking his medication,
Grandpa's so hot he smokes,
If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke.

Grandpa, he's a porn star, he's an internet cyber-stud,
Grandpa he's a porn star,check out his little but,
He's on asperin,
laced with viagra!!!,
He's 80 years old.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 10

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Rice Cube - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, I submitted a parody called "Porn Star" to the tune of this song 2 or 3 years ago but it was rejected due to vulgarity. By the time Whatfreaks was established there were at least two other versions of this same parody submitted so I couldn't resubmit (didn't want to deal with plagiarism accusations :-P). I liked your idea, which is why I gave the parody a five for funny, but the rhyme scheme and pacing is off! So I didn't give you high points for that. I might have to dig up the old porn star parody and see if Chucky will accept it this time...I refrained from using too many suggestive/obscene words :-D But, Colonel, I think you have a very good idea and if you cleaned this one up a bit I'm sure it'd do well in the voting :-)
dave payne - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
um u didnt make up this song its a real song, ur not foolin me
Logan Smith - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This song was made by Adam Sandler, you did not make this up.
Matthias - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
No this is definitly not made up, you fool!
Ian McTetly - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Weehhh!!! Nice One Big Carson!! but still, get a hair cut. WEEEHHH!!!!!!
Colonel - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ian, why do you mock me. If this continues I will strike you down to the deepest chasm of hell. P.S. You have a dumb name chris
colonel - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Damm you Adam Sandler, You steal all my ideas!!!!!!!
Ian McTetly - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
You are very, very sad. No more comebacks. Mich. lol.
Janessa - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is hilarious! Its a little disturbing b/c you're making me picture some old guy dancing around in a hot pink thong! But good luck with other parodies!!!
Paul - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
good job with the shrek remix there
Adaigo - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
It's BEEN DONE! THE ENTIRE SONG HAS BEEN DONE ALREADY!!!
refill - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
yer its fantastic, i love it. but i liked it better when adam sandler brouht it out b4 you....
Colonel Carsinkski - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ok, i'll admit i stole it, but here's the thing, so did sandler. the origional one was out a good while before he did it, so he stole it from the same guy I did.
Dylan Baranski - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
A lot of people have misattributed this song to Weird Al. I think it might be by Bob Ricci. Who really did it?
YouWillNeverSeeMeAgain - February 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Nice parody.

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