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Song Parodies -> "Pokemon is 30 in Japan & We Hate It"
Original Song Title:
"Adam's Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blink182
Parody Song Title:
"Pokemon is 30 in Japan & We Hate It"
Parody Written by:
Static
The Lyrics
see title
30 years in Japan,
Made by a psychotic man.
Drove us right off the wall,
We saw its rise and loved its fall,
Get the sledgehammer quick,
Put it through the screen now, Rick
Get the show off the air,
Right now no one really cares
I never thought it would be cool,
It made half the nation drool
We still all hate Pokemon,
Flushing our cards down the jon
They clogged the sewage pipes
Pokemon's always causing gripes
Too depressed to go on
Rip and throw them on the lawn
Made by a psychotic man.
Drove us right off the wall,
We saw its rise and loved its fall,
Get the sledgehammer quick,
Put it through the screen now, Rick
Get the show off the air,
Right now no one really cares
I never thought it would be cool,
It made half the nation drool
We still all hate Pokemon,
Flushing our cards down the jon
They clogged the sewage pipes
Pokemon's always causing gripes
Too depressed to go on
Rip and throw them on the lawn
like it? plz don't reject this or say it stinks.more soon. Static
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I reject it and stay it stinks! Suck my virtual butt! Here it is: (
The pokemon-bashing is getting old. Why must the video game series that saved the GBA, an awesome TCG, about 3 kickass manga, and one of the best anime of all time(Advance Generation, Johto sucked until Master Quest and Kanto was good, but not great.) endure all of this?
because i was bored...
As for talent, I can't help that, but I doubt a pokemon-basher like you would have read any of my parodies anyway. I already have a brain, it's hard to turn out things like Fallen Devimon's saga. I have plenty of friends, you should stop making assumptions based on my tiring of the constant bashing of a show that happens to be getting some of the best ratings in Japan at the moment.(Advance Generation.) I don't know what you mean by "go gay", but though a few series had made me consider writing shounen-ai(Digimon Adventure and Slayers come to mind.), pokemon wasn't one of them. As for a life, the undead have no need of such things. And if I'm gay, why would I want to kiss Kasumi's butt, when she is female? :)
I APPLAUD This person's efforts..........But I must say one thing..This Birdman/birdboy (Who must sit up on tallbuildings and feed pigeons until they're nice and plum then EAT them ina horrifying ritual of sacrifice) walked RIGHT into the insults he got mainly because he enjoys this scary show. Besides, why would you even consider to post a comment on a ANTI-POKEMON song when you yourself enjoy it? Get a life and bug other people.
"I APPLAUD This person's efforts..........But I must say one thing..This Birdman/birdboy (Who must sit up on tallbuildings and feed pigeons until they're nice and plum then EAT them ina horrifying ritual of sacrifice) walked RIGHT into the insults he got mainly because he enjoys this scary show. Besides, why would you even consider to post a comment on a ANTI-POKEMON song when you yourself enjoy it? Get a life and bug other people." I can assure you I do not eat pigeons in a horrible ritual sacrifice. The pokemon anime(Which I assume is what you refer to as the show.), is not very scary, gengar and ghost-ship episodes notwithstanding. And why I would comment on an anti-pokemon song when I enjoy it, perhaps I was really pissed off at those who hate pokemon(And their incredible numbers) and had to blow off some steam.
belated thnx 2 Bo Bo
all true
like it? plz don't reject this or say it stinks.more soon. Static now i understand that, but comments are opinions. if you dont want people btching bout your song, dont allow comments, cuz its bound to happen.
where can i hear this?
All I know is that Japan is a garbage country
Who told you that Pokemon was created in the 1970s? How do you know this? Pokemon was actually devised in the 1990s. And this is lame. Not only were the lyrics bad, but not enough were written. Also, I'm kind of sick of hearing bad opinions about Pokemon. Sure, my interest is fleeting, but I don't like hearing people say things like this. "Psychotic?" Isn't that a bit extreme? Also, I don't really like it when people denounce every Japanese idea. It's only some of these that seem like someone responsible had to be on drugs.
True that
Im Fat
Pokemon is stupid. Pokemon is stupid. Pokemon is stupid.
Pokemon is still alive bud. That wasn't even the only inaccuracy in this parody.
Rather be a dork than a insecure homosexual Craig.
Craig, you are so gay you got smoked by the British.
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