Song Parodies -> "Last Resort (Affirmative Action)"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Last Resort (Affirmative Action)"

Parody Written by:

LODweed

The Lyrics

For all you democrats...

Tear the constitution into pieces
The liberal's last resort
Reverse racism, discrimination
What a good way to rip apart a nation!

The liberal's last resort

Tear the constitution into pieces
The liberal's last resort
Reverse racism, discrimination
What a good way to rip apart a nation
Do you even care if this ruins our nation?
Is it wrong, or is it right
For education to be a racial fight
Emotional plea's the black man's plight
Discrimination out of sight
But it's all right as long as they are white...

Cause we're losing our rights, losing our minds
Simple logic would make it all fine
Losing our rights, losing our minds
Simple logic could make it all fine

I never realized our sanity was spread so thin
Qualified means nothing, let illiterates in, backwards
Breeding ignorance and encouraging sin
Downward spiral, a backlash will begin
It all started when we lost our reason
Paying athletes millions to play one season
Searching, to find a politician who's on the level
But O'Connor might well be the devil

Cause we're losing our rights, losing our minds
Simple logic would make it all fine
Losing our rights, losing our minds
Simple logic could make it all fine

Racism's all right, racism's fine
When our democracy is dying
It's dying, dying, dying...it's dying

THEY -- CAN'T -- GO -- ON -- LYING -- THIS -- WAY

Tear the constitution into pieces
The liberal's last resort
Reverse racism, discrimination
What a good way to rip apart a nation!

Is it wrong, or is it right
For education to be a racial fight
Emotional plea's the black man's plight
Discrimination out of sight
But it's all right as long as they are white...

Cause we're losing our rights, losing our minds
Simple logic would make it all fine
Losing our rights, losing our minds
Simple logic could make it all fine

Racism's all right, racism's fine
Liberals lying, and America's dying

THEY -- CAN'T -- GO -- ON -- LYING -- THIS -- WAY

So many lies, I guess this mean that...
discrimination's all right.

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Jonathan C. - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Actually, affirmative action is okay as long as minorities don't get rewards to attend colleges. At least, that's how the Supreme Court voted.

The Author - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmm, interesting criticism from ant...I particularly enjoyed your spelling of "concocted". Good job getting "marginally", "forgettable", and "ineffective" correct, though. Those must be pretty big words for someone who would use the term "racist retard". Nice illiteration -- if you even know what that means. I'm not, by the way, a racist. Nor do I have any mental handicap, but I'd say that you certainly seem to, and I may have lost a few IQ points reading your response. Good luck working at Burger King...luckily they do in fact exclude the brain-dead (such as yourself) from my university.

not telling - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

the decaide is still wrong

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