-> "Skip Gym Class"
Original Song Title:
"Kick Some A$$"
Parody Song Title:
"Skip Gym Class"
The Lyrics
How many people wanna skip gym class?
I used to play...most sports.
Competed in...all sorts.
You would not ever see me
In front of my own T.V.
But now I'm in...twelth grade.
My schedule has...now been made.
My senior year's grand
Except that I must demand...
That I never want to work out.
How many people wanna skip gym class?
I do. I do.
And how many people could care less if they pass?
I could. Well, I could too.
So don't think you'll see me exercising.
My blood pressure is rising.
The thing I do, although surprising, is that...
I sing...I sing.
So how many people could care less if they pass?
I could. I could.
And how many people wanna skip gym class?
I'll go, but you know...
This is...gonna lead us into disaster.
Cutting classes will get us there faster.
So hide in the bathroom...til the bell.
You wanna talk, but you...can't tell.
Quicken your pace a little more
Til we're on the first floor.
We're nearly free...take a look.
No one's there...let's book.
Cutting's very easy.
So now to get away from my
Sleazy English teacher.
How many people wanna skip gym class?
I do. I do.
And how many people could care less if they pass?
I could. Well, I could too.
So don't try to make me run a mile.
I'm in my "Health Denial".
If you push me, I'll become hostile
For a...while...while.
So how many people could care less if they pass?
I could. I could.
And how many people wanna skip gym class?
I will for the thrill...
Because...now I know the process of skipping.
I chugged our plan instead of just sipping.
If I get caught, I expect a whipping.
But see, now I know the process of skipping..
YAH!
(break)
So don't think you'll see me move my body.
I do not take karate.
Well I know I am not a hottie.
You're so...snotty...snotty.
So how many people could care less if they pass?
I could. I could.
And how many people wanna skip gym class?
I said how many people wanna skip gym class?
How many people wanna skip gym class?
What'cha gonna do if they claim that you won't pass?
I think I'll skip gym class.
How many people wanna skip gym class?
I will for the thrill.
Because...now I know the process of skipping.
I chugged our plan instead of just sipping.
If I get caught, I expect a whipping.
But see, now I know the process of skipping...
Skipping................
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