I'm not a strange
To any coat in this land Verse 1
There's no coat you can throw
At me that I haven't alreay scanned

I'm just trying to find Verse 2
A zip that will not break
And buttons I can fasten
But there isn't one they make

I never thought there was a coat Bridge
That I would get stuck in
I never thought there was a coat
That would go in the bin
Oh oh
You gotta open it
Don't be a git
This zip is goin' nowhere Ainsley

You've got to get your zip to open Chorus
You've got stuck in a coat
And you can't get out of it
Don't say that buttons would be better
Now you're stuck in a coat
And you can't get out of it

I was once stuck Verse 3
In my Physics lab
This verse is kinda funny
It ends in slab

Bridge and Chorus