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Song Parodies -> "A Stoned New World"
Original Song Title:
"A Whole New World"
Original Performer:
Aladdin
Parody Song Title:
"A Stoned New World"
Parody Written by:
~Nutcayse~
The Lyrics
(Aladdin)
I can give you the world
What a trip I can show you
Come on, baby, you know you
Wanna give this bong a try
I can get you so high
I can give you the fevah
Of cocaine, ice, and sativa
On a magic mushroom ride
A stoned new world
Hallucinations everywhere
There goes a laughing duck
A happy truck
I know I'm only dreaming
(Jasmine)
A stoned new world
I'll put hash brownies in my stew
And when I'm way up here
My mind is clear
Now I'm in a stoned new world with you
Now I'm in a stoned new world with you
Unbelievable high
Indescribable feeling
I'm so wasted I'm reeling
And I think I'm gonna die
A stoned new world
(Don't you dare give up now)
A hundred thousand drugs to do
(Take a hit - it gets better)
Here in my flying car
I've come so far
I can't go back being so drug-free
A stoned new world
(I don't care if we die)
I love the meth, and acid, too
(I hide dope in my sweater)
I'll smoke it anywhere
To hell with D.A.R.E.
Let me share this stoned new world with you
A stoned new world
That's where we'll be
In outer space
A magic place
For you and me
I can give you the world
What a trip I can show you
Come on, baby, you know you
Wanna give this bong a try
I can get you so high
I can give you the fevah
Of cocaine, ice, and sativa
On a magic mushroom ride
A stoned new world
Hallucinations everywhere
There goes a laughing duck
A happy truck
I know I'm only dreaming
(Jasmine)
A stoned new world
I'll put hash brownies in my stew
And when I'm way up here
My mind is clear
Now I'm in a stoned new world with you
Now I'm in a stoned new world with you
Unbelievable high
Indescribable feeling
I'm so wasted I'm reeling
And I think I'm gonna die
A stoned new world
(Don't you dare give up now)
A hundred thousand drugs to do
(Take a hit - it gets better)
Here in my flying car
I've come so far
I can't go back being so drug-free
A stoned new world
(I don't care if we die)
I love the meth, and acid, too
(I hide dope in my sweater)
I'll smoke it anywhere
To hell with D.A.R.E.
Let me share this stoned new world with you
A stoned new world
That's where we'll be
In outer space
A magic place
For you and me
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What were you on when you wrote this?
everything
A song about drugs!!?This lyric describes the side effects of the drugs mentioned in this song.This song is wwwwaaaaayyyyyy too embarassing to small children!
I have three words for you...Oh..My...God?!? What a sad idea!!! Funny, nonetheless.
oh my god !! good music ^0^ but music NO ???????
THIS SONG RULES!
Oh, that was FUN-NY!
....Dude man, that was *bleeping* awesome! I love your sense of doped up humor! lmao
Awesome... how did you ever think to parody-izize this song? Hilarious lyrics!
That was great. How long did that take you? It was "Comedy at it's finest"
dude... that was the best one yet. i can just hearthe words in my head while i read it. it's perfect
I actually forced myself to memorize this song. All my friends now think i'm crazy, cause i'm singing it all the time.
that sucks
that was a bunch of s***
A bunch of shit indeed...
Finally somebody makes a parody about being high! Thank you!
I thought it was hilarious! I don't care what other people think, I loved it!
I must say that that was the funniest shit I've ever heard
This freakin rocks!!! Be my stoner!! :)
you did what with who for how many gummy bears?
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