Song Parodies -> "Hole In My Roll"

Original Song Title:

"Shalala Lala"

Original Performer:

Vengaboys

Parody Song Title:

"Hole In My Roll"

Parody Written by:

Luzette (+Greer and Caris for the first verse)

The Lyrics

Greer, Caris and I made the first verse after Greers roll had been squashed in her bag. I made up the rest of it and the three of us used to busk at school for money to buy a chocolate doughnut to split between us all. I think we each got about a third of a doughnut per week. max. I think we deserved more.

There's a hole in my roll, and I know, it smells like salami
But this morning when I made my roll, it was not holy
Been in my bag for sometime, but I'm sure, it won't be mouldy
So I'm singing this song
Hoping to find out why it's holy

My roll has bread, cheesy bread, *clap clap clap* cheesy bread and tomato
Bread, cheesy bread, *clap clap clap* with tomato and mayo
It is so great, and big, I could need some sort of bowl
So tell me now, what made this great big hole?

My roll was just wrapped in gladwrap, the protection would not be good
But I guess bread squashes much better, than something like hard wood
So I spose, maybe, just maybe, the hole was made by,
One of my books
I've changed my mind and I'll have a pie

My roll has bread, cheesy bread, *clap clap clap* cheesy bread and tomato
Bread, cheesy bread, *clap clap clap* with tomato and mayo
It is so great, and big, I could need some sort of bowl
So tell me now, what made this great big hole?

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