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Song Parodies -> "A Modem Like This"
Original Song Title:
"A Moment Like This"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelly Clarkson
Parody Song Title:
"A Modem Like This"
Parody Written by:
Jared
The Lyrics
What if I told you, it was 28K?
Would you still download, wait there all day?
I started at seven, now it's half past four
I think I am going to go crazy
As I sit and wish this would download now
A modem like this
Some downloads take forever
With a modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
As they're downloading this
Oh I can't believe I'm still downloading this MP3
Some downloads take a lifetime
With a modem like this
Providers changing, but modems remain
Moving so slowly, killing my brain
Well, I may still be dialing, enduring this hell
As every single download tkaes forever
I scream out and wish I could afford DSL!
A modem like this
Some downloads take forever
With a modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
As they're downloading this
Oh I can't believe I'm still downloading this MP3
Some downloads take a lifetime
With a modem like this
Could this be the slowest line of all?
I wonder if the phone lines outside did fall
So let me ask you this
Why do downloads take forever with a modem like this?
A modem like this
Some downloads take forever
With a modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
As they're downloading this
Oh I can't believe I'm still downloading this MP3
Some downloads take a lifetime
With a modem like this
Oh,.no, like this
No no no no
Oh I can't believe I'm still downloading this MP3
Some downloads take a lifetime
With a modem like this
Oh,.like this.....
Would you still download, wait there all day?
I started at seven, now it's half past four
I think I am going to go crazy
As I sit and wish this would download now
A modem like this
Some downloads take forever
With a modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
As they're downloading this
Oh I can't believe I'm still downloading this MP3
Some downloads take a lifetime
With a modem like this
Providers changing, but modems remain
Moving so slowly, killing my brain
Well, I may still be dialing, enduring this hell
As every single download tkaes forever
I scream out and wish I could afford DSL!
A modem like this
Some downloads take forever
With a modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
As they're downloading this
Oh I can't believe I'm still downloading this MP3
Some downloads take a lifetime
With a modem like this
Could this be the slowest line of all?
I wonder if the phone lines outside did fall
So let me ask you this
Why do downloads take forever with a modem like this?
A modem like this
Some downloads take forever
With a modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
As they're downloading this
Oh I can't believe I'm still downloading this MP3
Some downloads take a lifetime
With a modem like this
Oh,.no, like this
No no no no
Oh I can't believe I'm still downloading this MP3
Some downloads take a lifetime
With a modem like this
Oh,.like this.....
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That was funny
DSL is the way to go, worth the investment if you spend a few hours a day on the www. Funny song, Jared Man.
Heh, thanks hguys..I actually do use DSL, I jsut had an idea fior the parody and ran with it..very few parodies of mine are autobiographical..."Veronica (Diamond)" is, "Girl All the Fanboys Want" is quasi-true, but I've never had a rhino smash through my living room wall, tho :)
Sorry, Jared..before posting parody, I did a search of a "Moment Like This"...I saw "A Quotient Like This", but not your similar "Modem" version...(What date did you post it?)..Maybe it was my slowww modem.... (:
I already heard this song under another author's name. Did you copy his song?
I doubt Jared copied it, he's posted several songs here before, and he's good enough that he doesn't need to be copying anyone elses songs. It's also clear that zvoidx's song was written completely separate of Jared's version. And finally, Modem/Moment are close enough that I'm not surprised that multiple people came up with the same idea.
Thanks for bailing me out there, Jeff, the last thing I need is to be framed and wanted by the Parody Police.
hehehehe
Hey Jared! My dad was checking out this website and he was impressed. His name is Tom Jive. He owns Jive Records. We've asked T.J. Spindler this and he said yes, and we're about to ask Static and S.T.G.! Would you mlike us to sponsor you. Send me your #. I'll call you. You'll be making CD's soon!
Hi. I still don't have an answer. I need it by 9/10/03!
Sorry. I shouldn't haveput my name like that. Please change my concert to 9/10/03! I'm on vacation in 9/3/03-9/9/03! Say yes Jared! Alex knows what he's talking about! HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BOUGHT MY TICKETS ONLINE SO FAR?
3,204 tickets. I'm waiting for 84 payments. So it would be 3,288! I'll change that concert date to 9/10/03!
Sorry T.J.! I mistoke you for T.A.N.T.O.S. when we said that you already signed!
Answer soon. $25 per hour for starters.
Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 days left.
5 days
Tonight's the night of your big concert. Got the 84 payments. More people bought also. 741 more people bought tickets. So that's ummm.... Whoa! 4,029 people! See ya!
Where is the concert
It was in Denver, Co! It was a hit hen T.A.N.T.O.S. sang "Why would you!"
Perfect score
kool parody...... it's funny! so you didn't copy that other guy's song huh?Don't worry i believe you that version of yours is a killer! you got some talent to think of something like that! Good Job!!
OMG that wuz the funnyist parody ive heard in a while! Good job w/ that!
Great job! Loved this one.
I worte parodys too! LOL i liked that one you did...its completly helerious! Good Job! keep em coming!
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